1. fournineteenfiftynine

    fournineteenfiftynine Well-Known Member

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    give every a guy a nice thick 7 inch penis?

    More than that is much bigger than women can accommodate.
    Smaller than that seems "small."

    The variance in cock size seems to be an evolutionary practical joke.
     
  2. whatireallywant

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    Women come in different sizes too. Some women are very small and are physically compatible only with the small guys. Others are large and are compatible with the big guys. Most are in the average range just as most men are in the average range.
     
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    Only "Dog" exists.
    What research told you over 7 is more than women can accomodate?
    No matter where or how you concluded this, it is utter bullshit!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    LOL! :tongue: (woooooowww)
     
  5. LoveBlueEyes

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    Now here is a good response. I am divorced. The woman I am currently with said "oh god, I cant believe how compatible we are down there", the first time I entered her. Proceeded to tell me it was hard to make her orgasm, right before she had multiple ones. I married her. I am, according to her, slightly larger than average with good girth. She has a much smaller vagina then my ex. Just goes to show you anything can happen. I had a good sexlife with my ex for 19 an a half years, but this woman is fucking amazing.
     
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    Wow, you must so cool, you don't believe in God. And you even put it in quotes :rolleyes:
     
  7. mindseye

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    Evolution is not god, and evolution doesn't have a sense of humor.

    And as for what women can accommodate, you've made an unwarranted assumption here.
     
  8. 2hung4u

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    Are you ready for it? Here's the answer: there is no god. Neat, huh?
     
  9. morsecode

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    god
     
  10. sexplease

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    Evolution, God, mother nature..what ever...there is a sense of humor.
    For starters, the (runny) nose is just above the mouth.

    next
     
  11. Principessa

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    Only to you men with little dicks :tongue:

    Thank God, you are here to speak the truth.
    See, this is why so many women think ALL men are morons. When in actuality it's just some of the ones with small penises.
     
  12. D_Edwin Eatser

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    Yep, there's no god. If he existed he'd have put the clitoris inside the cunt not outside!

    Mind you, according to all his prophets, he doesn't approve of sex. As Phyllis Curott, a wiccan from the USA said 'No wonder god is bad-tempered. He's got a penis but nowhere to put it!'
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out why God allowed Vienna Sausages to be created. There's your answer! Vienna Sausage as opposed to kielbassa and as opposed to those nice hot sausages which used to be sold at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal (Staten side). Some like one size and flavor some like others. God was a prophet and knew that the same would hold true for the penis-why, God even made women with different vaginal dimensions so some would be able to take bigger and some would want bigger whereas others would want smaller. So, you see, God had a genius plan and that is how the camel got his hump and how the whale got his throat(acknowledgement to Rudyard Kipling and his Just So Stories).
     
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    Sorry OP but...

    Spoken like yet another straight guy who doesn't have the first clue about women.
     
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    CB is so "goddamn" :cool: you'd be amazed. :wink:
     
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    Seems creationism crumbles when a size queen meets a small dick.
     
  17. Principessa

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    I agree! Vienna Sausages are just plain nasty! Their flavor and texture is neither sausage-like nor hotdog-like. It's just some mish-mash of animal byproducts of which I would rather not think. They serve no purpose in my opinion. :12:

     
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    So true. I'd have thought it much more sensible to put the clitoris on the outside where some clever person might be able to find it, make the first couple of inches of the vagina sensitive to being stretched (maybe put a g-spot in there too) and leave a degree of flexibility in the rest so that whilst size is good, it isn't essential.

    Now I think about it, isn't that kind of how things are?

    Since the first command found in the Bible is "be fruitful and multiply" I'm thinking that sex might have gotten the nod as a "good thing". Of course it could be a reference to planting orchards and writing up times tables... Whatever.
     
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    Why do women get so pissed off when talking about small dicks? I have yet to meet a women with a small or big penis.
     
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    Surely the best place for a clitoris is on the shoulder? Imagine the pleasure of just walking down the street with your partner's arm around you!

    As as for a vagina not accomodating more than a 7" cock - given the right circumstances, they can actually take having a whole baby pushed through them, which makes 7" look pretty small!
     
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