Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

[rob_just_rob]

So long as them homosexuals stay over at that Onion site and away from here, everyone'll be happy.

 

[Lex]

Hey, Lex:

OMFG, Heather!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

So long as them homosexuals stay over at that Onion site and away from here, everyone'll be happy.

If we stay away where will we find theses "Straight" guys who get upset when we suck their cocks?!?!

 

[Lex]

True quote from a friend: "Ewww! I don't suck cock, I eat ass!"

 

[Drifterwood]

True quote from a friend: "Ewww! I don't suck cock, I eat ass!"

Me too, but only so long as there's a pussy round the corner :biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

Me too, but only so long as there's a pussy round the corner :biggrin1:

EWW!!! He said PUSSY!! I'm telling MOM!!!

 

[WellHung83]

The excuse " Sorry, I tripped and my mouth/arse/ just landed right over it !"
comes to mind LOL

 

[Gogiboy1]

OK Guy, Nancy Reagan came up with a slogan several years ago in regards to DRUG USE, and by the sound and presentation of your feelings about guys sucking your cock, I suggest that you make it your motto,and state it LOUD & CLEAR to those "HOMO'S", that you DON'T Want touching you, let alone sucking your cock!!! The phrase goes as follows," JUST SAY NO"!!! Period. Don't let anyone touch you, just discourage them and say NO. Problem Solved. IF you REALLY wanted them to stop, you WOULD STOP THEM...But it sounds as if you let them have at your meat. If you don't want a guy to blow you...STOP HIM, and it doesn't even take a violent action. Just pull away and say NO! Put it to work for you or QUIT YER' BITCHING !!!

 

[blkbro510]

I wonder if you can turn this into a shirt

 

[BlackLantern]

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Best. Onion. Ever.

 

[Darkriff]

That was funny as fuck rofl.

 

[Darkriff]

OK Guy, Nancy Reagan came up with a slogan several years ago in regards to DRUG USE, and by the sound and presentation of your feelings about guys sucking your cock, I suggest that you make it your motto,and state it LOUD & CLEAR to those "HOMO'S", that you DON'T Want touching you, let alone sucking your cock!!! The phrase goes as follows," JUST SAY NO"!!! Period. Don't let anyone touch you, just discourage them and say NO. Problem Solved. IF you REALLY wanted them to stop, you WOULD STOP THEM...But it sounds as if you let them have at your meat. If you don't want a guy to blow you...STOP HIM, and it doesn't even take a violent action. Just pull away and say NO! Put it to work for you or QUIT YER' BITCHING !!!

Perhaps I'm just dumb, or this guys just plays along REALLY well... but did you even get it?

 

[helgaleena]

Helgaleena tried to get a job at the Onion and they took absolutely no heed.

 

[jjsjr]

lol, thats genius!!!


it's the homophobe's ultimate fear... manifested.

 

[Reallyonlyme]

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Best. Onion. Ever.

LMAO! :biggrin1:

I love the URL you see on the webpage... .co.jk Hopefully that will hint "joke" to the hard of thinking!

 

[Kimahri]

Lex, it's nice to hear from you. And it was very entertaining reading.

 

[Darkriff]

Absolutely hilarious.