Why do firemen have bigger balls

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    ......than policemen?
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    Because they sell more tickets!!
    (First heard this in 3rd grade but it's still good.)
     
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    They sell more tickets lol
     
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    Oy, we really got hosed on that one.
     
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    hey now watch it (smiles)
     
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    LOL. I read this supposedly true posting once by a woman who was stopped for speeding by a State Trooper. He walked up to her window and she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He said without thinking, "Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls." She didn't flinch but just sat there smiling sweetly. He put his pad back in his pocket and went back to his car.

    That NEVER happens to me! I hardly ever get a warning. It's ticket every time.
     
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    yeah, funny.. the guys have many stories, but ahhh we don't divulge...
     
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    lmao im going to try that
     
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