Why do guys wear belts . . .
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Judging from your profile pics, I don't think I'd have a problem if that happened around me... :wink:
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Heh thanks, but not so much was shown, I was wearing something-or-other under.
I'm not so desperate that "pants falling down" is an exciting venture!
Ain't you ever lost your britches, Hhuck? :biggrin1:
D_Gunther Snotpole
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I'm Too Big For My Britches.
My lamentation has been loud in book and in video.
So, in a word: No.
(Actually, I do have a story, a true one, that unfolded, along with much else, on a balcony in Marrakesh. An 'exciting adventure,' if I've ever had one. Someday, over mint tea and kif, I will tell it to you.)
D_Gunther Snotpole
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Agreed.
I think jeans can look great without a belt, though.
For you, the moon, ex.
Hehe.
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Add that to the fact that belts seem to have been designed by a super-engineer with a desire to get revenge on those who are attempting to get sexual fulfillment (I think you need a degree or ten just to learn how to undo the damn things :redface, and you end up with a very frustrated subgirrl.
I think they were designed by a man getting revenge for for all the hours men have spent fumbling frantically (and sometimes fruitlessly) trying to undo ladies bras. Tit-for-tat (or in this case, tat-for-tits :tongue
Why, thank you! :redface: But I must admit, when my beard is heavily trimmed (but not completely gone), I am disturbed to find a Kyle Sandilands-esque quality in my appearance!
I dunno, it depends on the shirt that I wear. If I wear a shirt that should be tucked in, I will wear a belt because I think it looks silly not to. If I don't tuck the shirt in, I don't. But that is just me, I am a diagnosed obsessive compulsive so if I don't follow these rules, it bugs the fuck out of me. But I do it for my benefit, no one else's.
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It's catch22 for me. I buy trousers that are one size too large so there is room for my legs (weight lifter) and my LPSG credentials. If I don't cinch the waist back in with a belt, I feel sloppily dressed.
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I guess you haven't had that much practice, but I can take most bras off with one hand, actually two fingers and a thumb, in less than 10 secondsI think they were designed by a man getting revenge for for all the hours men have spent fumbling frantically (and sometimes fruitlessly) trying to undo ladies bras. Tit-for-tat (or in this case, tat-for-tits :tongue
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Thanks for all the answers!
Most reasons seem to fall into two categories:
1. Fashion/appearance reasons - either because it looks better/tidier/more professional or because belts are cool fashion items.
2. Function - to hold up the pants, or for use as a guitar strap. Or for smacking someone with :biggrin1:.
The function category makes sense to me, but I don't think I'll ever understand the fashion/appearance category :redface:.
Nah, we seem to have followed the US in that one.
Fair call!
Oh gosh, I can actually see Kyle in you now you've said that.
Okay, that one was a nice contribution :tongue:.
OCD or OCPD?
Most reasons seem to fall into two categories:
1. Fashion/appearance reasons - either because it looks better/tidier/more professional or because belts are cool fashion items.
2. Function - to hold up the pants, or for use as a guitar strap. Or for smacking someone with :biggrin1:.
The function category makes sense to me, but I don't think I'll ever understand the fashion/appearance category :redface:.
Nah, we seem to have followed the US in that one.
I think they were designed by a man getting revenge for for all the hours men have spent fumbling frantically (and sometimes fruitlessly) trying to undo ladies bras. Tit-for-tat (or in this case, tat-for-tits :tongue
Fair call!
Why, thank you! :redface: But I must admit, when my beard is heavily trimmed (but not completely gone), I am disturbed to find a Kyle Sandilands-esque quality in my appearance!
Oh gosh, I can actually see Kyle in you now you've said that
.Okay, that one was a nice contribution :tongue:.
OCD or OCPD?
is because the army says i have to wear a belt? pretty much in all clothing, even over seas while deployed lol
You just reminded me of this picture - it didn't tickle the far recesses of my brain but I would love to feel it tickle the far recesses of my.....
I don't think he's a fireman but I do see a very long hose.....
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I wear 38W x 38L jeans and can't find anything that long that fits a 36" waist, so I have to wear a belt no matter what. Having said all that, I'd still wear a belt so I hang my keys off of my cockring which my belt loops into.
Odd, I know, but I have a dozen or so keys I need to carry with me everywhere I go and hanging them off of my belt is the only way I can think of.
Odd, I know, but I have a dozen or so keys I need to carry with me everywhere I go and hanging them off of my belt is the only way I can think of.
Red Riding Mickey: my, what a big belt you're wearing, Sir
Daddy-Wolf: all the better to spank you with, my dear.
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38L jeans? *perk* you're either part giraffe, or are very oh so wonderfully tall, Mr. Rawdog.
also, excellent use of an off-duty cock ring.
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Daddy-Wolf: all the better to spank you with, my dear.
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38L jeans? *perk* you're either part giraffe, or are very oh so wonderfully tall, Mr. Rawdog.
also, excellent use of an off-duty cock ring.
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