Why Do I Keep Doing This?

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I like cooking naked.

I like bacon.

I don't like cooking bacon naked.

So why do I keep doing it????????

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[auncut10in]

There is a camp at Burning Man called Lost Boys that gives out free bacon every morning. But you have to be naked to get the bacon. I love bacon. I love being naked. And if I get a little hot bacon grease on my dick, they are very good at soothing it with their lips. Maybe you just need a cock sucker near by when you cook baked naked.

 

[EllieP]

Actually, an apron makes you look more naked than naked. That's what I've been told.