Why do men always have their hands down their trousers?

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  1. sexyguy123

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    This has baffled me for a while haha.
    Is it because im circumcised that i dont do it?
    Anyone else wonder?
     
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    why does a dog lick his nutz cause he can
     
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    Most men just wear "whatever" underwear is available...so long as it goes around us, it is OK. And, let's face it, they don't hold us in place very well.

    The innocent answer is that we need to adjust ourselves.

    The less innocent answer is...well, use your imagination.
     
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    cause having to wear clothes fucking sucks!

    mostly its cause my balls get stuck either between or to my legs, and i dont like that feeling.
     
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    ... for the same reason this website exists: becasue cocks are awesome. we love 'em, whether they are our own (straight), or others (gay, bisexual).
     
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    oh, and i love it when guys adjust themselves in public. it's awesome. it shows they are comfortable with themselves. i admire it because i can't bring myself to do it in public. i think catholic school did that to me.
     
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    Do I?! Sorry everyone, I had no idea!
     
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    My right front hip pocket is where I carry my gun.A young man in our town died a weak back after being attacked.His head was nearly cut off.My hand aint on my dick!

    David Grubbs Memorial | KDRV
     
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    Adjustment of guns
     
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    I knew a guy in college who had a habit if grabbing himself constantly every thirty seconds or so. Got to the point that when he was in a conversation circle several of the guys were saying "honk honk" every time he did it. I don't think he ever caught on.
     
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    to adjust and scratch probably.

    i try not to touch myself around females and small children. actually had an awkward moment at the gym today. i was doing jumping squats while holding a 45lbs weight to my chest and when i was done with my sets i started adjusting because my penis was slipping and sliding in my trunks and this girl was looking dead at me. shit was mad awkward.
     
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    I have to go to the bathroom to adjust. I can't do it in public.
     
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    I've been known to make the occasional jock strap adjustment while jogging at a good clip on the treadmill. Gotta do what you've gotta do.
     
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    Because it feels nice to feel ones willy?
     
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    I've wondered the same thing.

    walkin' around like they've got crabs...some probly do, but...
    yeah! I really don't have that much issue in my pants that I need to be adjusting all the time. There's always the occasional fix needed, but not that often at all.
     
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    just to adjust as it all gets cramped and itchy at times... so I have to rearrange accordingly at times...... plus it feels good to touch ...
     
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    simple. it feels good to have it played with. "Since boys were 9 minutes old, they've been playing with their penis." (Dr Ruth)
     
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    and of course to keep the hand warm.
     
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    I haven't noticed this phenomenon. I thought it was just Al Bundy who did that; and even he did it only when he was at home or loafing in the shoe store when there were no customers around.
     
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    witches.
    they will steal your peen.
     
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