Why do men always have their hands down their trousers?

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witches.
they will steal your peen.
Ugh. The worst part is this:
Joe Bavier said:
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
 

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I knew a guy in college who had a habit if grabbing himself constantly every thirty seconds or so. Got to the point that when he was in a conversation circle several of the guys were saying "honk honk" every time he did it. I don't think he ever caught on.

that's funny.

I'v noticed that some guys have a habit of this. shortly after my wife met this old friend of mine, she told me he's always tugging on his crotch area. she labeled him as weird.

there are times when the underwear or something just ain't right down there and that's when you go to the bathroom and adjust.
 

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when sitting alone at home, it's kinda comforting to have your hand on your junk. No harm, no fault. Becomes a different issue when your do it if you have company present.

Hands down the pants is country cousin to the more common "package adjust" around other men
 

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Really? Can you read?

"Why do men always have their hands down their trousers?"
Yes, cunt, I can read. And not only can I read the words of the OP but I can understand its purport in light of its context, and I can read and understand the discussion that has followed it. So fuck you.

By the way, my previous reply to you was meant humorously. This one is not.
 

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I caught my co worker pulling his dick one day at work, he is a 20 years old latino kid with nice lean body and beautiful eyes. I don't think he saw watching but I was glad he did it. He is straight.
 

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Working with mostly all men...we do it all the time.... our uniforms bind sometimes, so we have to adjust the equipment accordingly... I do it all the time... no one cares... it's a guy thing...haha
 

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This has baffled me for a while haha.
Is it because im circumcised that i dont do it?
Anyone else wonder?
I googled this Man's hand in pants, HELP!?

I saw my sister's husband with his hand wiggling around in his pants while watching a tv show. When I asked him what he was doing, he just said that he was "adjusting himself". What does this mean? He does it for long periods of time very often. Is he masturbating? My sister says this happens a lot, even in front of her two daughters who are teenagers. What is your opinion on this?


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I think it is weird.

I think it is even weirder that you asked him about it before discussing it with his wife.

I think he should stop doing it.

Peace.

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ve me your not the only one asking.
 

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to adjust and scratch probably.

i try not to touch myself around females and small children. actually had an awkward moment at the gym today. i was doing jumping squats while holding a 45lbs weight to my chest and when i was done with my sets i started adjusting because my penis was slipping and sliding in my trunks and this girl was looking dead at me. shit was mad awkward.
Bet she loved that haha, I'd have found it funny.

I'm same as debonair87 but I also do it because it's nice and warm. Hmm. Straight but true.
 

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I think for most people it is a nervous habit, and it relaxes them to touch themselves. Other people are just adjusting themselves. For me I just sort of kick my leg to rearrange my "junk".

The only other reason for people having their hands down their pants is that they are committing a crime.
 

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Even little boys have to be told to stop keeping hands in the pants, especially in public. It's just a natural compulsion because most guys are enamored of their own penises. It feels good and we like to stimulate it. And of course things shift around which need to be adjusted. It's best to be discreet to avoid being considered boorish or weird.