Eeek. lolWhat's the definition of an unpleasant surprise?
a fart with a lump in it !
What's the definition of an unpleasant surprise?
a fart with a lump in it !
LOL my friends boyfriend calls those beer farts... he trapped her in a dutch oven and farted... she thought she was going to die...maybe it is the knowledge that you are smelling someone else's shit particles. i think, objectively, i've had some of the worst farts on record. usually after a night of heavy drinking.
Studying under a bridge.![]()
I am never far away:biggrin1::biggrin1::smile::smile::smile:Where is Arliss?
The Fart Machine - The Original Remote Controlled Fart Machine
Oh the fun we had.
Odours not supplied.
I expect that you would have appreciated the painting by Michael Sowa reproduced in the attached image, if you had understood that the word "Damen" on the door means "ladies," that "pup" in German is pronounced like "poop" in English, and that it is the onomatopoetic term for a fart.We hid one once at the entrance to the ladies toilet in a rather posh restaurant. It is very very childish. Very very childish :biggrin1: