Why do other people's farts smell worse than your own?

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What's the definition of an unpleasant surprise?

a fart with a lump in it !
 

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maybe it is the knowledge that you are smelling someone else's shit particles. i think, objectively, i've had some of the worst farts on record. usually after a night of heavy drinking.
 

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maybe it is the knowledge that you are smelling someone else's shit particles. i think, objectively, i've had some of the worst farts on record. usually after a night of heavy drinking.
LOL my friends boyfriend calls those beer farts... he trapped her in a dutch oven and farted... she thought she was going to die...
 

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Remember though, a statesman never farts. He coughs anally.

And what is a statesman? A stastesman is a dead politician.

Lord knows, we need more statesmen.
 

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We hid one once at the entrance to the ladies toilet in a rather posh restaurant. It is very very childish. Very very childish :biggrin1:
I expect that you would have appreciated the painting by Michael Sowa reproduced in the attached image, if you had understood that the word "Damen" on the door means "ladies," that "pup" in German is pronounced like "poop" in English, and that it is the onomatopoetic term for a fart.
 

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