One of the few good things about being single (currently) is that I can sit in front of the computer for hours on my days off, and blow off as much gas as is needed, without worrying about who is going to smell it.
Sometimes I have to just stop and laugh and congratulate myself on my own farts if they are ripe enough. It's an entertaining and inexpensive hobby.
I have to wonder how many girls get dressed up nice for work, go and sit at their desks all day and smile, then after work, go to their car, lift up one ass cheek, and blast off a few 5 second long bombs that they were holding for a couple hours at work! There's one girl I work with that I'm thinking of in particular. Big boobs and looks nice, but she's married, unfortunately.