Why do some dicks point upwards?

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Mine sticks out at just over 90 degrees. A mate of mine, though, his is one of those that, when fully hard, presses hard against his stomach, with the knob/foreskin almost touching his belly button. He once invited me to check it out and it was like it was spring-loaded - trying to prise it away from his stomach was quite a challenge. That was quite a fascinating and educational drunken evening!
 

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It's an indication of a man's character. Cocks that point straight heaven-ward are attached to men of high moral aspirations. Those that lean to one side or the other are found on persons of deviate nature. And, finally, those that point toward Satan's lair are the personal property of villains.
 

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Mine points up. When I was younger, it would stand curled like a banana tight against my abs. Now I'm down about 5 degrees from that. My erection is really stiff, too (no bending at all), so it takes a while to maneuver into some sex positions, and sometimes my partner has to do the maneuvering. Or we need to get in position before my cock gets completely hard.
 

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It's really the luck of the draw. I have an old friend (ex but current jo buddy) who has a perfectly straight cock when hard - no curve at all - but which goes straight up and stays close to the belly. You almost have to prise it away. His is perfectly verticle, and mine completely horizontal.
 
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It's an indication of a man's character. Cocks that point straight heaven-ward are attached to men of high moral aspirations. Those that lean to one side or the other are found on persons of deviate nature. And, finally, those that point toward Satan's lair are the personal property of villains.

...uh oh. Does this mean I can never use my penis for good? :salook:
 

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With my heavy cock it is a function of how erect it is at a given moment as to what angle it assumes. When it is 100% rock, it wants to kiss my stomach...when only so, so erect, it wants to hang below the horizontal.
Taking some viagra is likely to make it hug my belly!:cool:
 

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The curve of one's cock has to do with how you wear it inside your pants and underwear. I believe it goes back to when a young boy is maturing and growing. I had a friend who I grew up with, who wore his cock in between his legs. Subsequently, his cock had a sharp downward curve. Another friend I grew up with, who was very well hung, wore his up against his belly, his cock turned upward at the base and slightly to the left.

I was wondering why some dicks point straight upwards and even push against the stomach when hard, while others just point outwards at a lower angle.

Does anyone know the reason for this, and is there a natural way to alter this?
 

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My dearest Basque, I would have my lips and throat wrapped deeply around your cock in a NY Second, no matter which way it curves. :biggrin1:

With my heavy cock it is a function of how erect it is at a given moment as to what angle it assumes. When it is 100% rock, it wants to kiss my stomach...when only so, so erect, it wants to hang below the horizontal.
Taking some viagra is likely to make it hug my belly!:cool:
 

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My dearest Basque, I would have my lips and throat wrapped deeply around your cock in a NY Second, no matter which way it curves. :biggrin1:

Hi Atomic Mouse , yummmmy....... I would let you!:cool::smile::biggrin1: