Why do some guys say this?

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D_Kay_Sarah_Sera

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I've never dated a guy who said this and then found out what the deal was.... But I have heard random guys say it.... and once on an episode of BLIND DATE, the guy kept holding up his pinky: "I've got a really small one! It's like this big! I swear!"

So I was wondering..... what would make a guy want to say that he has a small dick, to women, when he first meets them? I know most of you here can't relate to that for obvious reasons.

Do you think it's true?

Could it be a trick to make women think it's super small when in reality it's average? (aka-lowballing their expectations?)

Or even hypothetically, do you think an average or even well endowed guy would say that kind of thing so that the woman, upon seeing it would want to rave about him and tell him how wrong he was...? Haha I just don't know. But the whole phenomenon always made me curious. Thanks for any input from both guys and girls who know what I'm talking about =D

cheers everyone!
 
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Hi beauty.

If he was serious about it and not making joke (joke about his little penis :confused:) then the only thing I can assume is that he tried to appease his fears by being ''straightforward''.

Obviously a wrong topic to bring up on the first date. People avoid to say this king of things to their psychiatrists on the ''first date''. :theyareontome:
 
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hey.. going back to college i used to joke like that to girls i dated to see if she was interested in me or not under the idea that if she left than she was jsut some slut.. but if she stayed and fucked em,.. shed get a big gift for showing that she looks for substance in a man.
 

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I say it sometimes as a joke because at that point she usually doesn't know but I can tell is very curious and also for the reaction when she finds out opposite lol its just fun to do at times
 

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While I imagine that being said more frequently on a sitcom than in real life, but if it looked like the two were likely going to be going to bed, if that was going to be a deal breaker for the girl, he might want to get that painful reality over with as quickly as possible.

Most of my single female friends say that if they like a guy, they'll always give him a chance regardless of how small he is, and a few of my friends have gone on and on talking about less endowed men who were fabulous lovers.
 

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To many reasons why someone would do that it all depends on the situation. Could be true, could be a joke and really big or could be average and wants to hear thats not that small when he flops it out.
 
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Interesting replies! I love how a couple of you said you had done it it to test ladies in the past. That's something I had suspected lol. Sort of like a guy with money saying he's broke or a beauty and the beast scenario. And doing it just for the lolz, epic. Sounds like something I would do
 

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yes yes yes and maybe also maybe yes. but maybe true too to be not seen as meat pieces. hearts wants and all. aswell unattractived to person knowing size from someone else. or funny man laugh cause proof inside pudding.
 
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I've never dated a guy who said this and then found out what the deal was.... But I have heard random guys say it.... and once on an episode of BLIND DATE, the guy kept holding up his pinky: "I've got a really small one! It's like this big! I swear!"

So I was wondering..... what would make a guy want to say that he has a small dick, to women, when he first meets them? I know most of you here can't relate to that for obvious reasons.

Do you think it's true?

Could it be a trick to make women think it's super small when in reality it's average? (aka-lowballing their expectations?)

Or even hypothetically, do you think an average or even well endowed guy would say that kind of thing so that the woman, upon seeing it would want to rave about him and tell him how wrong he was...? Haha I just don't know. But the whole phenomenon always made me curious. Thanks for any input from both guys and girls who know what I'm talking about =D

cheers everyone!

Sounds nearly a pinkie swear to me. Thought that meant a promise :) Or a wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
 

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I had a friend who once told me he often talked about himself being "small" so that the person he was with would be surprised. He was huge, but I guess I could understand that somebody expecting small and getting average would be at least a little happy
 

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Depends. Maybe he though he was being funny in a self-deprecating humor kind of way. Maybe he thought if he was honest up front, she might not make a surprised face when she saw his willy and kill his ego.
 

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Self Deprecating Humor Can Be Flattering Maybe? If I Say 'its This Big' And Hold Up My Forearm Then I Look Like A Tool. Other Way Around And Im Just A Funny Guy.
 

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I am 6.75 by 6.5 so generally on the biggish side (girthwise on the huge side - OK, not on this website) and I said this several times in the past (not always on the date).

Simply because I like to confuse people with silly statements (weird hobby but I do it quite a lot :) ) and also because I have a theory that it can make a girl curious when you say totally embarrassing statement about yourself but are not looking embarrassed at all, actually you are looking confident and totally narcisstically (is it a word???) proud of yourself.

This inconsistency between what you say and your body language make them asking: Hey, what's going on?

But i must admit it is not always working, I've seen reaction when the girl stopped chatting, became suddenly silent and obviously was thinking hard what to say to help me to get me out from this 'embarrassing' situation :)

Yeah, I like saying stupid thing :)
 

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Probably because he wants her to tell him that size doesn't matter or if he is lying then maybe he wants her to be even more shocked when she sees it for the first time.
 

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I have had this happen to me so many times I cannot count them all, and in various countries. On the other hand, I, personally, have never had any guy claim to have a big dick and then, on the "day of judgment," turn out to have a small one.

A man's understating his size when talking to a prospective sexual partner in whom he is seriously interested has at least two obvious benefits: it helps to weed out shallow, ravenous slut trash who would fuck the Devil if they found out he was packing a bigger tool, and in the case that the prospective partner has turned out not to be slut trash, this maneuver can only earn the man brownie points for "modesty" (as opposed to exaggerating in the other direction, which is liable to earn the man a red card).

A man who would claim a much-larger-than-real penis size when talking with a prospective partner in whom he is sincerely interested must either be a retard himself or else have a predilection for retards and think that the prospective partner would fit the bill.

However, the rules of the game are different (and even quite the opposite) for a man who is discussing penis size with anyone with whom he does not intend to have sex (e.g. a random person on an online forum like LPSG).
 
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That's something I had suspected lol. Sort of like a guy with money saying he's broke
That would be my guess too, but making a pinky comparison has somewhat of a sarcastic modesty to it, like he doesn't really expect anybody to believe it and may be implying that he's actually big or something. As someone who has dated a size queen and found that it's probably not for me, I've thought about ways of filtering stuff like that out as well, but I wouldn't resort to something that cheesy. On the other hand, if a guy's small and uses that to sort out those who might care too much about that or find it a deal breaker, more power to him. If he's sincerely comfortable enough to joke about it, he's got a good angle on things and many of us could learn something from him (myself included).

Take Care
 
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A man who would claim a much-larger-than-real penis size when talking with a prospective partner in whom he is sincerely interested must either be a retard himself or else have a predilection for retards and think that the prospective partner would fit the bill.

I actually LOL'd
oh fuck