Men love their pee-pees. Their pee-pees are the center of their universe. (On a par with, but maybe slightly above having lots of money and fancy cars.)
And while men may walk around thinking, "oh, my pee-pee, oh, my pee-pee," only here at LPSG can they openly say, "Oh, my pee-pee, oh-my pee-pee," without risking the forced consumption of a knuckle sandwich (or sexual harassment charges).
So, hear-hear for freedom of speech, even if it means having to hear about whether you, female of the species, think their dick is good/small/big/tasty/etc.
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Sorry, dolfy, I didn't actually answer the OP. I just have great sympathy for all those men agonizing over (or pretending to agonize over) their pee-pee.