Why do we glorify celebrities?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by hotguy8884, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. hotguy8884

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    Hello.

    Whenever I browse the "Celebrity Endowments" threads, I usually get extremely annoyed.

    Most celebrities, unsurprisingly, do not have nude photos on the computer. And, without a decent bulge picture, it is next to impossible to tell their actual penis size.

    For some reason, without any knowledge of their actual endowments, the posters just assume that they are very well endowed. They are celebrities, so they must be enormous in the pants, it's a given. BULLSHIT.

    From what I hear most people saying in these threads, the average penis length is about 4-6 inches, depending on perspecitive. Why does this change when we are concerning celebrities?

    If only 3 out of ten regular Joes have a large penis, then only 3 out of every ten celebrities are going to have a large penis.

    Please, stop glorifying celebrities. It's only wishful thinking.

    Rob <3
     
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    Hello Parade, I'd like you to meet "Rain".

    It's all a part of the fantasy, like KeiraKnightleyorTyraBanksormyfavoriteAdrianaLima being randomly introduced and subsequently infatuated with a blue-collar mid western guy.
     
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    This only happens b/c of this strange idea that some people have of celebs being better than the rest of us. Also, if you fantasize about someone you usually pump them up in your head (i.e. being more attractive, or in this case having a larger penis)
     
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    I don't see the appeal of most celebrities. Besides good looks, all they have is money and fame. (Wow, that isn't helping my cause)

    I think they get way too much credit for doing very little. I would rather date an average Joe than a celebrity, because I think celebrities are average Joes. The only difference is the size of their egos.

    Rob <3
     
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    Celebrities are freakazoids. They must have big cocks and balls.:biggrin1:
     
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    If we're talking logic, it is also a fallacy to assume most are not big.

    While we're at it, the fallacy of generalization also applies when one assumes some are big and others are small. They could all be big or they could all be small. According to logic, one can't make any claim unless one has verified the size of every celebrity in question.
     
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    Exactly, so there is no reason why people should assume that all celebrities have huge penises.

    But, for the record, I'm not saying that they have small penises. I'm just trying to say that there is no way of telling, and it is unfair to assume that they are well endowed solely because they are famous.

    Rob <3
     
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    yeah, that happens alot. almost every celebrity is rumored to be hung unless there are pics to prove otherwise.

    i think it's only natural though on a site about large penises.
     
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    I think a lot of celebrities are so full of themselves that they get turned on by knowing that they are the center of attention for the paparazzi. To such an extend that they appear to be well hung in the pics, when the fact is they have a semi or hardon from the attention.
     
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    I don't think it really has to do with glorifying the celebrity himself. It's more like enjoying a fantasy with a common point of reference. No one can come here and say I work with this guy named Mark Doeer do you think he has a big dick? How that hell could we know? We don't know the people you work with or live next door to, so no mater how hot the guy is the thread would end. On the other hand, name someone like Brad Pitt that everyone either knows or can Google a picture of, and we have that common point of reference to fantasize with.
     
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    Um, OK, for starters, if it keeps annoying you, why do you keep going back?

    That aside, there are tons of threads where celebs are listed as being small. The most recent one that sticks out in my head is Monty Clift being listed as hung the size of a cashew. In your "usual" perusal of this forum, you must've notice how many times the wishful thinking of them all being hung, has been dispelled.
     
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    Good point, and the example of Brad is perfect for my point above, as he's been listed many times as being only small-to-average, in hang.
     
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    I was going to say delusional; but wishful thinking sounds much better. :biggrin1:
     
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    What?
     
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    I don't think English is his first language.
     
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    I agree with everything you say. But what really pisses me off even more is when we have photographic evidence of celebs with small cocks, and people still insist on saying they are hung like horses.

    It's the publicists who like to keep these rumors going. I mean who wants to think of James Bond as having a small cock.
     
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    Penis wise, they are just like everyone else. Actually this applie sto everything about them besides perhaps some talent that put them in the spotlight.

    Personally i think we glorify celebrities for the same reason that the 3 major Western religions are based on one central figure....Mohammed, Moses, Jesus.....egoism. It is about the elevation fo the individual rather than the connection of the tribe.
     
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    I think that people feel celebrities are something that the 'common' people can look up to. They are considered to be beautiful people and worthy of our attention. the best of the best, etc...

    Considering that, is it a surprise that people would hope that these 'perfect specimens' would have a ten inch dick or a nice tight vagina? To think otherwise would defeat the fantasy.
     
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    Everybody needs a fantasy- it's a terrific form of safe escape and frustrational release. Of course the size quotes are often absurd. Some of them are insane when eventually a photo is procured and even though the photo clearly shows average or small, the posters insist that it is humongous.

    Your post reminded me of the old Sleepynet site (which at some point went down and I don't know if it's been revived) where circumcisional status was listed and there was a notation that indicated that many of these men had told their status. Oh yes, I can just bet Harry Truman, Walter Cronkite and most of the others listed mentioned this tidbit in interviews. Again, it is all a matter of allowing people a fantasy. Don't let it bother you.
     
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    I agree. I think celeb worship is a bit ridiculous...
     
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