Why do women lie about penis size?

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Cause women don't have penises, and sometimes wish they had, so if they had one, it would be a big one? 12 inches or more :) :)

Being a guy, sometimes I wish I had a vagina. I'd be picky though :)
 
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By the way, lips are for kissin Misslayla. Nothin like an honest to goodness kiss that gets your cock hard.
 

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My gf tells me my penis is cute, which means small according to women i know as friends. It only bothers me because when we look at porn together she makes comments about the really big cocks we see. like wow that guy has a real man cock or when this girl measured a guys 10" dick, she said i have had a couple of boyfriends that have bigger cocks than that! i used to be so lucky! it gets worse when her friend comes over and makes comments. she'll say things like this guys cock was 7" long and she said how can a guy with less than 8" call his dicklet a penis! My gf friend laughed and totally agreed with her than shot me a glance that said your little 5" penis is pathetic. than, she said if a guy doesnt have an 8" cock, I dont even want to talk to him, whats the point? My gf answered if only they wrote their cock length on their foreheads, we would be better off. her friend said ya, and guys with less than 8" on their head would be jacking off a lot more than they already do! i hooked up with this this guy who said he had a big cock, but when he took it out i laughed. when he was totally hard his cock was only 6" long!! what a shrimp dick! My girlfriend said, what would you say to a guy with a 5"penis? She answered, well first off you cant call that a penis, than i would tell him to learn how and get used to sucking big cocks and enjoy getting butt fucked because that is a clit and can not possibly satisfy any woman! Again, my gf laughed and looked right at me! i thought she would defend the the 5" penis, but instead she said, and that guy wonders why every gf he has had has cheated on him. Always with a guy who has a real mans cock, not a little boys dicky. after her friend left we started fooling around and she took out a ruler and measured my penis and said ut-oh only 5". im really not in the mood, i think i will go for a drive. i just know she is going over to hert friends house. Apparently, he has an 11", thick, mancock> She told me he has veins on his cock longer than my little dick. What should i do?
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My gf tells me my penis is cute, which means small according to women i know as friends. It only bothers me because when we look at porn together she makes comments about the really big cocks we see. like wow that guy has a real man cock or when this girl measured a guys 10" dick, she said i have had a couple of boyfriends that have bigger cocks than that! i used to be so lucky! it gets worse when her friend comes over and makes comments. she'll say things like this guys cock was 7" long and she said how can a guy with less than 8" call his dicklet a penis! My gf friend laughed and totally agreed with her than shot me a glance that said your little 5" penis is pathetic. than, she said if a guy doesnt have an 8" cock, I dont even want to talk to him, whats the point? My gf answered if only they wrote their cock length on their foreheads, we would be better off. her friend said ya, and guys with less than 8" on their head would be jacking off a lot more than they already do! i hooked up with this this guy who said he had a big cock, but when he took it out i laughed. when he was totally hard his cock was only 6" long!! what a shrimp dick! My girlfriend said, what would you say to a guy with a 5"penis? She answered, well first off you cant call that a penis, than i would tell him to learn how and get used to sucking big cocks and enjoy getting butt fucked because that is a clit and can not possibly satisfy any woman! Again, my gf laughed and looked right at me! i thought she would defend the the 5" penis, but instead she said, and that guy wonders why every gf he has had has cheated on him. Always with a guy who has a real mans cock, not a little boys dicky. after her friend left we started fooling around and she took out a ruler and measured my penis and said ut-oh only 5". im really not in the mood, i think i will go for a drive. i just know she is going over to hert friends house. Apparently, he has an 11", thick, mancock> She told me he has veins on his cock longer than my little dick. What should i do?
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You should do a Google search for "then vs. than"

You should watch/read less porn.

You should take a writing class. Obviously you have ideas, and the drive to put them into words, but there are skills, both creative and technical, that you could stand to tune.

Finally, you should stop manipulating people. If you want people to buy into your fantasy, that's fine. Present it as fantasy. Don't try to pass off your weak-ass dramatic prose as truth. Post to Fictitious Stories. This is Women's Issues. Your desire to be humiliated and the resulting erection may be some poor woman's issues, but they are not broadly regarded as concerns among womankind.
 

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Women are witches....Plain and Simple.
Take your misogyny, dip it in hot sauce, turn it sideways, and shove it up your ass.

Now, see, if I were a witch, I'd have wrinkled my nose and it would already be done.
 

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Women are witches....Plain and Simple.

I always thought people called me that because of my atheism... I never thought it was just because of the junk between my legs:confused:
 

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i hate this size matters debate....

too much soft-soaping and duplicity abounding....

look, maybe this is wishful thinking..

but then can't we just say once and for all, it matters to some and not others?

i hate people saying it never matters, when there are women out there who need eight niches to be fulfiled!

this doesn't need to be a highly complex issue, it's not like asking if God exists or aliens exist.
 

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I think you've accidentally posted in the wrong thread. The "Fictious Stories" forum is two down on the Forums page.
Well, in his only other post from almost four years ago, he was gay, now he necros one from last year.

Jump to the chase and let us know where we can find help for such problems Tom (or do we wait four more years). :D
 
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Women are witches....Plain and Simple.
Well, in his only other post from almost four years ago, he was gay, now he necros one from last year.

Jump to the chase and let us know where we can find help for such problems Tom (or do we wait four more years). :D

I hope we don't have to wait another four years for the final instalment in the trilogy! o_O
 
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My gf tells me my penis is cute, which means small according to women i know as friends. It only bothers me because when we look at porn together she makes comments about the really big cocks we see. like wow that guy has a real man cock or when this girl measured a guys 10" dick, she said i have had a couple of boyfriends that have bigger cocks than that! i used to be so lucky! it gets worse when her friend comes over and makes comments. she'll say things like this guys cock was 7" long and she said how can a guy with less than 8" call his dicklet a penis! My gf friend laughed and totally agreed with her than shot me a glance that said your little 5" penis is pathetic. than, she said if a guy doesnt have an 8" cock, I dont even want to talk to him, whats the point? My gf answered if only they wrote their cock length on their foreheads, we would be better off. her friend said ya, and guys with less than 8" on their head would be jacking off a lot more than they already do! i hooked up with this this guy who said he had a big cock, but when he took it out i laughed. when he was totally hard his cock was only 6" long!! what a shrimp dick! My girlfriend said, what would you say to a guy with a 5"penis? She answered, well first off you cant call that a penis, than i would tell him to learn how and get used to sucking big cocks and enjoy getting butt fucked because that is a clit and can not possibly satisfy any woman! Again, my gf laughed and looked right at me! i thought she would defend the the 5" penis, but instead she said, and that guy wonders why every gf he has had has cheated on him. Always with a guy who has a real mans cock, not a little boys dicky. after her friend left we started fooling around and she took out a ruler and measured my penis and said ut-oh only 5". im really not in the mood, i think i will go for a drive. i just know she is going over to hert friends house. Apparently, he has an 11", thick, mancock> She told me he has veins on his cock longer than my little dick. What should i do?
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Bullshit.
 

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Cause women don't have penises, and sometimes wish they had, so if they had one, it would be a big one? 12 inches or more :) :)

Being a guy, sometimes I wish I had a vagina. I'd be picky though :)
Not me. I would grow one 6" × 6" if I could .