Why do women lie about penis size?

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Seems like most men lie about size and when asked to measure on camera for proof they never have a measuring tape, even though they know it to a 1000th of an inch. They will post a variation of sizes depending on how horny they were when they measured. They want to brag about their size, deny having a measuring apparatus and conveniently ignore me after I hold their feet to the fire.

Do I think there are honest size reporters? Yes. Do I think a majority of men on here inflate their numbers? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Men are too competitive not to. Some of the most braggadocious fucks I've ever met were men, talking about their cock size no less. And when the pants came down they hardly measured up. Now the funny thing is that I'm not even a size queen. Had he said nothing about his cock or even spoke honestly I wouldn't have minded at all.

People round up when it impresses others to have the biggest of something. I'm sure there are plenty of women who lie about breast size. It's tempting to want to come up with a fantastic sounding bra size to blow the minds of guys who think woah those are the biggest things I've ever seen. But the truth is that I can find my bra size in a lot of stores. No need to fluff the feathers. It is what it is.

Now if we can convince men that their penis size does not equal their worth. Even here on LPSG believe it or not. We are comprised of some sort of humanity, most of us anyway, we aren't robots looking for a bat sized meat stick to shove in our one size fits most holes.

That's porn mentality. Anyway, as soon as the guys can figure out what the proper measuring parameters are, then we can talk about size. I still have yet to see a thread where even a majority of guys can agree on what is a legitimate measuring technique. The guys with supra pubic fat say bone pressed, the lean guys feel that is cheating, the insecure ones measure from their navel to their asshole. Guys call other guys out about false measurements constantly. And this is supposed to be about women lying about size?

PS: no I don't want to see your measuring pics or take up offers for measuring for me on cam. So don't ask. Unless you are Ronin or Jei Solo.
 
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Ive always lied about my mans size to friends unless he was really hung anyway. It just seems a nice thing to do, tell your girlfriends he has a little more.
 

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women lie about everything!
deceptive wenches, incapable of even thinking an honest thought
most lie about penis size to manipulate a man's emotions and his self-worth
we lie to our clutch of lady friends to feel superior
cuz nothing saying having it all like having a huge-wanged man
:cool:
 

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women lie about everything!
deceptive wenches, incapable of even thinking an honest thought
most lie about penis size to manipulate a man's emotions and his self-worth
we lie to our clutch of lady friends to feel superior
cuz nothing saying having it all like having a huge-wanged man
:cool:

I'm a humble brag. Hey you like big Cocks? Here's my husband, we can't fuck most of the time because of it, but hey its big, right? He's twelve inches by 10.5 in girth.

Wink wink
 

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Women aren't lying at all. They're straight delusional.

I am honest about my size, 7.5x5.5, and still have gotten weird shit like "he's got 10 inches" which I promptly correct.

I really don't know how that happens.
 
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Some people aren't good with spacial concepts.
And I'm not one of them. Like TG writes, it is SOME PEOPLE. It's not women, it's not men, it's some people. If I can lay my hand on a thing, and it is under a foot long, I can tell you fairly accurately how long the thing is. This is a skill that is useful to me, and so it has been developed. Moreover, I do usually have tape measure in my possession, and I also know how to use that. These types of generalizations are so silly.
 

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Ive always lied about my mans size to friends unless he was really hung anyway. It just seems a nice thing to do, tell your girlfriends he has a little more.
You are so thoughtful to lie for another's vanity. Welcome, new member.

My gf stated, to the contrary, that, generally, she would rather that others not know of generous endowments and exceptional skill in her partners. The exception being if she wanted someone to join in. Then she could let the cat out of the bag.
 

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If I told everyone and the Queen of England about my husband's endowments and sexual skill I wouldn't be worried in the least. He doesn't just fuck people because they are attracted to him. It requires a lot and I mean a lot to impress him.

One time we went to the strip club per my request and he was so disinterested. I offered to buy him a lap dance and he said "First of all, these women need a burger. Secondly, can I give them a MENSA application before they talk to me?"

Do people walk around really worried if a friend knows they have a good sex life that this woman is going to take him away. If so, you aren't worth much to him to begin with.

It's insulting to men who don't make every decision based on what their balls are telling them. Not to mention those who don't mind and practice monogamy.
 

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If I told everyone and the Queen of England about my husband's endowments and sexual skill I wouldn't be worried in the least. He doesn't just fuck people because they are attracted to him. It requires a lot and I mean a lot to impress him.

One time we went to the strip club per my request and he was so disinterested. I offered to buy him a lap dance and he said "First of all, these women need a burger. Secondly, can I give them a MENSA application before they talk to me?"

Do people walk around really worried if a friend knows they have a good sex life that this woman is going to take him away. If so, you aren't worth much to him to begin with.

It's insulting to men who don't make every decision based on what their balls are telling them. Not to mention those who don't mind and practice monogamy.

Being a victim of societal norms is too easy. I do it. Hard not to. I think it's even harder for women to be societally accepted for their sexuality and preferences, especially for being hyper sexual or preferring an above average sized penis. She had said that too. She mentioned that she didn't want people to think she chose guys with big dicks on purpose. Even though, in reality she does prefer upper average-plus. It's harder in a small town too.

My comment was illustrating this more than her being protective/territorial; although that has something to do with it too, I'm sure.
 

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But she is picking somewhat off of cock size. Is she expecting to be judged harshly for wanting what her body likes?

I don't go around telling just anyone my husband is big. Maybe if they mention having problems with their man being too big I will share that I totally understand. My few Co workers have shared pics of our men naked but not as a competition. It's obvious that my man looks ginormous compared to their guys. You think I'd feel braggadocious about that. Instead I just laugh and say, it sure is pretty isn't it? We are barely able to have sex once a season because of the discomfort. So yeah, big dicks aren't always better.

She's afraid of perpetuating a stereotype, which she clearly is a part of, not an exception to. Also, what's wrong with following that up with "he's bigger than average. But don't go off thinking that's the only reason. We mesh well together in other areas too. It's honest even with that follow up, right?

I live in a small town in the South. I know what it's like to not want everyone to know your business. But if you never share when the topic arises because you are territorial, insecure, or whatever, that's a completely different issue that needs worked through.
 

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I'm a humble brag. Hey you like big Cocks? Here's my husband, we can't fuck most of the time because of it, but hey its big, right? He's twelve inches by 10.5 in girth.

Wink wink

Pls go directly to the 12-13" thread and end it once and for all :p
 

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Being that intelligence is greatly born rather than bred, is that not really much different than basing a choice on physical appearance?

I believe intelligence is learned. Some brains are more equipped for the learning process than others. Then there is also nature vs. nuture. I could go on endlessly about it really. My husband strangely has a preference for very ordinary looking women. You'd think that would not be the case at all once you see what I look like. He was hoping that in spite of these dancers looking rough that maybe a couple of them would be intelligent at least.

Brains are always a must for him. He will look past physical flaws galore if she can stimulate his brain. I just happen to stimulate it all.