Why do women look stupendously dumb in straight porn?

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I'm sure this is supposed to be a joke. Belladonna man-handling everyone in her films isn't empowering...neither was the movie she filmed while she was 8 months pregnant "My ass is haunted" nor was shoving a baseball bat in her anus.

Agreed. To borrow from Kipling, it's interesting...but is it porn?

I don't watch a lot of straight porn because it's truly boring most of the time.

Zzzzzzzzz.

The girls do it this way because that's what they're expected to do.

I prefer Erotica whether through pictures, film or stories.

I generally agree...sorry this didn't spring to mind when you asked me earlier, but there are some standouts in the bunch. I do like watching Penny Flame...she's somewhat silly (irreverent is probably a better adjective), doesn't take herself or the scenes very seriously, and she very visibly loves what she's doing. In fact, she's kind of a dork...she just happens to be really cute and loves to fuck on camera.

And let me add my voice to the chorus of disgust over the whole A2M phenomenon. Talk about boner-wilting. I generally like kissing a lot...while fucking, after fucking, after oral, etc...but fewer thoughts are less appealing than of kissing someone who just sucked essence of ass off my cock.
 

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Well.. personal taste aside. Rimming is nice when its done to you, only in clean state ofcourse. In gay porn its quite common.. we seem to lack other orifices. :frown1:

Anyway... there's plenty out there to accomodate everyone's taste. Still.. i'd like to hear more opions on the matter.

thnx for all the replies so far.. :)
 

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When I clicked this link I thought it was asking "Why do men look stupendously dumb in straight porn?" and I was going to agree. I guess both men and women look dumb, but the men to me look like big dumb apes grabbing tits and asses like idiots. I guess men like seeing that.
 

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I for one would much rather watch gay porn any gay porn over the same old,same old in het sex movies.
I don't see anything wrong with ass play or rimming.
I love having it done!
With ass play goes always a very thorough douching if you will, of said orifice.
There is no smell or taste to a clean asshole.
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