Why do women smile after lookng at a bulge?

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  1. B_Marius567

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    I see women checking out my penis Bulge that look up and smile at me so I Wonder why women smile after checking out a penis bulge?
     
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    Probably embarrassed a being caught!!
     
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    i don't. i sneer.
    killing egos is fun!
     
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    lol
     
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    I don't have much of an ego.
     
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    funny you should ask that
    always wondered what men must think when I cant help smiling after spotting a lovely one :)
    makes me think there is a God after all.............and She loves me!
     
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    same happened to me yesterday...... i dont know what does that mean ... if she smiles .. should i talk to her ... i caught her looking at my bulge and when our eyes met we passed smile and since i was walking i just kept walking ...
     
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    Maybe it just makes them happy.
     
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    maybe we're laughing because your flies are undone.
     
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    Or we're laughing at your poor taste in fashion. Check to make sure you're not wearing pleated pants. I know I judge men for those.
     
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    It is possible it isn't your gigantic, thrill-a-minute cocks they're noticing... maybe they're smiling at you?
     
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    Man you guys need to get a life.
     
  13. dolfette

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    indeed.

    girly flirt move #1 is look down coyly, look up, smile.
    it's a submissive gesture, not a cock ogle :rolleyes:
     
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    Do you do it Dolfette? Do you submit to the cock and the man?
     
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    oh, i fake the 'i'm so sweet and coy!' thing.
    it's a complete con. :smile:
     
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    well there's a multitude of reasons.

    my sister and i were recently in a shop where we were waiting to be waited on, and there was a man in front of us. this was like one of those cell phone places that sucks your very soul out. so anyway, we're watching the guy that was ahead of us...he was talking with the clerk guy for about 20 or 25 minutes. i kept glancing at his package surreptitiously and smiling because the whole time his fly was wide open. and for the record, it wasn't something i was internally making fun of him for, it was more like an amusing thing that helped the time pass by quicker. he caught me looking at one point and i smiled and looked away politely. he probably thought i was on the make or something, because he gave me a smirk. you would have thought that he'd have realized that his zip was open after my look, but no he didn't. i have no idea if he eventually caught it. i guess he did, he had to take off those pants at some point.

    i don't really crotch-watch a whole lot, maybe a glance here or there but i'd never want to be rude so i don't openly look. if i do look and then i smile there could be any number of reasons why including but not limited to the fly being open, funny-looking pants, cool-looking pants, an obvious bulge coinciding with a randy mood, et al. maybe there's not even a reason, i have just happened to look at someone's crotch while simultaneously thinking of something else that made me smile completely not related to the crotch-watching.
     
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    told you so! open fly. yup.
     
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    They could be smiling for any number of reason... why don't you ask? lol
     
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    Or wonders why your mother allowed you out of the house dressed like that.
     
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    ???????

    Because noticing a a scrumdiddlyumptious bulge while I'm going about my daily life makes me smile?

    It's a bad thing?

    Thinking about what I'd like to do with it, what it could do for me................

    What sorta life you suggesting for me Symphonic?

    :)
     
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