Why do women smile after lookng at a bulge?

[dolfette]

What sorta life you suggesting for me Symphonic?

lesbian.

 

[denton85]

They could just be looking you up and down (checking you out), and then showing you they think you are attractive with a smile...

It's a simple trick i used to do at parties to show a girl in the distance that i thought she was "attractive". From there, if the girl smiles back, u can tell if they find you attractive AT ALL. Because girls who find a random guy that they have no interest in, who is smiling at them... they usually tend to have either a nervous confused look, and/or disgusted look...

The 3 times i actually used this very simple method, i at the very least made out with the girl by the end of the night... one girl even ran over to me, grabbed me and told me to follow her .... that was the last time i used it, cause it was a very rough night that ended with ALOT of marks.

So in the end i believe it's just a plain and simple flirtatious move, maybe it IS directed to your bulge, either way it's a good sign, and u might as well talk to her.... that is if you are not in a relationship of course.

 

[Principessa]

I see women checking out my penis Bulge that look up and smile at me so I Wonder why women smile after checking out a penis bulge?

Why do men smile, drool, and sometimes trip over their own feet upon seeing a woman with large breasts?

 

[D_Barnemommy Crackspackle]

:biggrin1:

lesbian.

 

[SilverTrain]

lesbian.

Awaiting the christening of the "Lesbians of LPSG" sub-forum, moderated by dolfette.

:wink:

 

[B_Dustydo]

I think it will be a well used and busy sub-forum. Dolfette will be hip deep in dickheads to keep in line.
Sounds like a little piece of heaven.

 

[kazooplayer]

indeed.

girly flirt move #1 is look down coyly, look up, smile.
it's a submissive gesture, not a cock ogle

Are you challenging the idea that any woman who smiles at me is clearly fantasizing about sucking my wang? Poppy-cock miss... poppy-cock.

well there's a multitude of reasons.

my sister and i were recently in a shop where we were waiting to be waited on, and there was a man in front of us. this was like one of those cell phone places that sucks your very soul out. so anyway, we're watching the guy that was ahead of us...he was talking with the clerk guy for about 20 or 25 minutes. i kept glancing at his package surreptitiously and smiling because the whole time his fly was wide open. and for the record, it wasn't something i was internally making fun of him for, it was more like an amusing thing that helped the time pass by quicker. he caught me looking at one point and i smiled and looked away politely. he probably thought i was on the make or something, because he gave me a smirk. you would have thought that he'd have realized that his zip was open after my look, but no he didn't. i have no idea if he eventually caught it. i guess he did, he had to take off those pants at some point.

i don't really crotch-watch a whole lot, maybe a glance here or there but i'd never want to be rude so i don't openly look. if i do look and then i smile there could be any number of reasons why including but not limited to the fly being open, funny-looking pants, cool-looking pants, an obvious bulge coinciding with a randy mood, et al. maybe there's not even a reason, i have just happened to look at someone's crotch while simultaneously thinking of something else that made me smile completely not related to the crotch-watching.

It's so funny that you post this, cause the other day I was meeting up with my girlfriend, but her phone wasn't getting service so I had to wait a bit; while waiting in the park, a cute girl started walking towards me - I looked, gave the up and down, made eye contact, and she did the up and down on me, and when she came back up we locked eyes for a second, she smiled, I smiled and nodded, and she walked past. I felt that quiet moment of happiness where you realize you're actually a human being, worthy of notice... before I thought, "my fly is probably open." A quick check showed that it was not, but it's my nature to assume if someone is smiling at me, my fly is open/a bird shit on my shoulder.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Why do men smile, drool, and sometimes trip over their own feet upon seeing a woman with large breasts?

Well the dumb ones who havent learned to be discreet do. We smile on the inside behind sunglasses. I am sure the double standard comes into effect here:

Girl looks at crotch, smiles, its cute at worst.

Guy looks at breasts, smiles, gets a lawsuit. Pffftt, Rookie!!!

 

[silvergirl]

check ur fly isn't undone... then either a) go talk to her b) make some serious eye contact n check her out obviously so she knows ur keen... she might come up to u if u do that or c) discreetly slip her ur no and she can do wahtever she wants with it! easy

 

[helgaleena]

What a silly question. Of course looking at something beautiful makes me smile. I am not made of stone, the way some humans pretend.

 

[StraightCock4Her]

check ur fly isn't undone... then either a) go talk to her b) make some serious eye contact n check her out obviously so she knows ur keen... she might come up to u if u do that or c) discreetly slip her ur no and she can do wahtever she wants with it! easy

In what WORLD do women come up to guys after getting caught looking at this bulge?

Women are insanely shy in my experience and frankly I'd respect any woman who could get caught looking at a bulge and then go up to the guy and start a conversation because she has female ovaries of steel compared to most women.

 

[SpiceFromIndia]

check ur fly isn't undone... then either a) go talk to her b) make some serious eye contact n check her out obviously so she knows ur keen... she might come up to u if u do that or c) discreetly slip her ur no and she can do wahtever she wants with it! easy

hmm..... gr8 idea ....

 

[sleepiboi]

Well would you rather them smile or frown? lol

 

[Daisy]

I'm one of those who swear I never see these mythical bulges in the pants (ok rarely) ..but if I did I would smile at myself for being a perv and checking out a guys package.

 

[cdarro]

Well would you rather them smile or frown? lol

Exactly!

 

[SilverTrain]

I'm one of those who swear I never see these mythical bulges in the pants (ok rarely) ..but if I did I would smile at myself for being a perv and checking out a guys package.

With you on the mythic nature of "the bulge".

I can't say I'm an expert in this regard, but perhaps, "semi"-expert.

I'm going with 4% of all males have any sort of "bulge" in the groinal region of their pantaloons at any given time. Worldwide.

 

[MissPretty]

Why? I love to crotch watch and when guys notice it some of them seem to get a little nervous although a lot of them like it. Makes me smile!

 

[crossy]

I think the ladies smile after checking out my "bulge" is because the zucchini I stuff in the Fruit of the Looms shifts about.

 

[B_Dustydo]

I think the ladies smile after checking out my "bulge" is because the zucchini I stuff in the Fruit of the Looms shifts about.

Funny Guy!:biggrin1:

 

[lpstudio2]

my girlfriend went out to the bar with her friends for "ladies night" this week like always and came home with a story for me.
apparently last july when i was introduced to said friends, upon my standing up to leave one friend caught a glimpse of my bulge (i'm pretty well endowed and wear tight jeans). i was having a conversation unaware of my protrusion, and the one girl whispered to the next and the next until the whole table was in admiration. they asked my gf this week (14 months later and evidently "talking about it all the time" amongst themselves) if we had just had sex or something and i was hard, or does he just have a "big fuckin cock?" she let them know i was indeed not hard, which drew the jealousy of all her friends. needless to say it's been all the turn on i've needed this week, in fact i just got hot writing this right now. it's nice to be admired.