Why does hillary clinton suck?

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I guess you didn't understand anything I wrote. Both your candidates suck big time. You lose either way. But thanks for proving exactly what I said, I guess? :D

The only thing your post proved is you have a really bad case of Hillary Derangement Syndrome.

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1975: Bill and Hillary wed. They possess a unique marriage in which both have full and perfect knowledge of the other party’s activities at all times.

1980: Bill Clinton loses the governorship. In consultation with the team of Illuminati, demons and robo-Hitlers who have been supervising Hillary Clinton’s progress thus far, her robotic shell is replaced with another, different one that does not wear glasses and is blonder. The people of Arkansas consider this an improvement, although they complain about its inability to bake.


1992: Bill Clinton is elected president. The era of general prosperity that follows only serves to confirm the fact that Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist (in addition to being a witch, a robot and Satan. Yes, ladies, you can have it all.)

1998: Bill Clinton is impeached. Hillary Clinton goes berserk, throwing lamps, cursing and setting small fires with her eyes. Everyone who wanders into a certain wing of the White House complains of a buzzing sound, like a thousand flies, and a persistent stench of sulfur that will not dissipate. The cat Socks disappears, and the shadowy form of a giant feline in an overcoat is seen stalking the streets near the Treasury before yowling and disappearing into the mist. Beavers attack the cherry blossom trees.

2000: Hillary Clinton is elected senator from New York. Unlike any other senator before or since, she is given a special Deciding Vote that allows her to pass any legislation she wishes (a fact Donald Trump will call attention to during the second debate). Oddly, she chooses never to exercise this power, except to force us into war with Iraq (necessary to support the Islamic State, her pet project). Any reforms or bills that you wanted that did not pass during her years in the Senate were her fault.
 
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........Killary......

Now that term is a key indicator of H.D.S. We can conclude our diagnostic tests immediately. We have a definitive diagnosis and we move onto treatment though none really exists right now. Long term decline and eventual death by Hillary witchcraft is the only known outcome.

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2001: Pictures show Rudy Giuliani standing next to Hillary Clinton at ground zero, but he insists years later that she was not there and that he never saw her. This is obviously witchcraft.

2008: Hillary Clinton and her friend invent the birther movement, which Donald Trump will spend the next eight years trying to quash. She loses the presidency to Fellow Antichrist Barack Obama after a secret game of rock/paper/scissors/thousand-razor-sharp-tentacles but is glad for the opportunity to become secretary of state and give her fledgling Islamic State a chance to soar. She has also been murdering people every year — just, like, constantly murdering them — but no one says anything about it since she is female.

2012: Hillary Clinton deliberately orchestrates even MORE murders and treasons this year, most prominently in Benghazi. This is also the year when she pens numerous smoking-gun emails, explaining her deep loathing for the American people, desire to ruin the country, complete incompetence in making deals, deathly illness, inability to get anything done, the fact that everything that has transpired in the United States in her lifetime has been the result of her ingenious and diabolical schemes, and how these statements are not contradictory. Unfortunately, she deletes these VERY carefully.

2013: Hillary Clinton vanishes into hibernation to meditate and shed her lizard-skin. (She is also a lizard-person, in addition to being a Nameless, Timeless Evil.) Just to add difficulty to her next run as president, she decides to cultivate several Very Serious Medical Ailments, including but not limited to at least eight strokes, dropsy and the King’s Evil. This is hard to pull off because she is a robot, but she is committed.

2015: Hillary Clinton resumes her quest for the presidency. First, though, she meets with an International Banking Conglomerate to solidify the plan for the New World Order.

2016: Hillary Clinton wins the Democratic nomination by deliberately suppressing the votes of all Bernie Sanders supporters. Frankly, it is a miracle we even know there WERE such things as Sanders supporters. Also, she orchestrates the murder of Justice Antonin Scalia. She activates a spell cast on Donald Trump decades before at his wedding, which causes everything that comes out of his mouth to sound like the racist, sexist ramblings of a deranged conspiracy theorist. Trump tries valiantly to lay all her activities bare to the American people, but people cannot hear his truth through Hillary Clinton’s powerful cloud of witchcraft, which she uses to summon women everywhere whom he has wronged.

2017: Hillary Clinton takes office. Her first act is to replace the entire Supreme Court with a series of corporations cleverly disguised beneath large robes. She sheds her robot-witch exterior and resumes her beastly form, flying up over the White House, engulfing everything beneath in a deep shadow, and ending the American way of life as we know it.

Everyone was right about her all along.
 

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1975: Bill and Hillary wed. They possess a unique marriage in which both have full and perfect knowledge of the other party’s activities at all times.

1980: Bill Clinton loses the governorship. In consultation with the team of Illuminati, demons and robo-Hitlers who have been supervising Hillary Clinton’s progress thus far, her robotic shell is replaced with another, different one that does not wear glasses and is blonder. The people of Arkansas consider this an improvement, although they complain about its inability to bake.


1992: Bill Clinton is elected president. The era of general prosperity that follows only serves to confirm the fact that Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist (in addition to being a witch, a robot and Satan. Yes, ladies, you can have it all.)

1998: Bill Clinton is impeached. Hillary Clinton goes berserk, throwing lamps, cursing and setting small fires with her eyes. Everyone who wanders into a certain wing of the White House complains of a buzzing sound, like a thousand flies, and a persistent stench of sulfur that will not dissipate. The cat Socks disappears, and the shadowy form of a giant feline in an overcoat is seen stalking the streets near the Treasury before yowling and disappearing into the mist. Beavers attack the cherry blossom trees.

2000: Hillary Clinton is elected senator from New York. Unlike any other senator before or since, she is given a special Deciding Vote that allows her to pass any legislation she wishes (a fact Donald Trump will call attention to during the second debate). Oddly, she chooses never to exercise this power, except to force us into war with Iraq (necessary to support the Islamic State, her pet project). Any reforms or bills that you wanted that did not pass during her years in the Senate were her fault.


2020: Members of the Federation of Planets who are now permitted to vote for U.S. President under the new Intergalactic Amendment to the Voting Rights Act of 1965, unanimously agree to send one-term President Hillary R. Clinton on permanent vacation to where no man (or woman) has gone before. :)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...scope-shattering-record-for-the-a6911096.html
 
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Bill Clinton took Hillary to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took Bill order first.. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, Hillary can order for herself."
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Bill Clinton took Hillary to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took Bill order first.. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, Hillary can order for herself."
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Not as funny as you think you are. Sad.

Stick to the other forum.
 

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Bill Clinton took Hillary to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took Bill order first.. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, Hillary can order for herself."
14717100_203365360099785_8270521062171559594_n.jpg

It's funny because a woman got called a cow.
 

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2001: Pictures show Rudy Giuliani standing next to Hillary Clinton at ground zero, but he insists years later that she was not there and that he never saw her. This is obviously witchcraft.
Might I suggest one edit to the above... Rudy (he married who??) Giuliani wouldn't be in a position to talk, regardless.

From what I've read, he GREATLY exaggerated his presence there, not to mention the fact that he tried to use this horrific act of terrorism to extend his tenure in office.

ALSO he reportedly was advised AGAINST locating the Office of Emergency Management headquarters on the 23rd floor of the 7 World Trade Center building, especially considering the WTC was attacked in 1993. (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani)

And THEY want to talk about bad decision making? Please......
 
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Rudy Giuliani is a sleazy, lying chump for Trump... As a senator from New York, at that moment, on that Tuesday morning, September 11th, 2001, Hillary Clinton was at work in her office, in Washington, D.C... You know, the city where senators do their work, right?

She went directly to the World Trade Center in Manhattan, the next morning, on the September 12th... How many of YOU would have done that?


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/bus...n-in-nyc-on-911-but-pictures-prove-hes-lying/

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