Why does Texas seem to have a reputation for SCAT?

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Texas Turd Driller and Texas Face Mask are two activities unique to a specific part of Texas, College Station. And this has nothing to do with bashing the USA. Texas is not a State. Texas is a Republic. It is, however, also a state of mind. "Hook 'em horns!"

Imagine, if you will, the following: A U.T. coed is going at it hot and heavy at passion flats with her Longhorn boyfriend. She gets so turned on that she finally whispers in his ear "Now I want you to kiss me where is hot and sticky." So, he takes her to Beaumont.
 

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I live in Houston and have never heard of a Texas reputation. Should I find UK references about sexual kink and post them?

1.english toothbrush

When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.
It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.

1.English Shower
An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower
 

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Come on you American guys, this thread just demonstrated the main difference between Americans and Brits - it was intended in fun and in response to another thread.
It was fun. Drifterwood is a kind and sweet guy who often uses humor to make a point. I will never forget the night he insulted me for hours. I never laughed so much. He has a way about him. A real kindness and a warm heart.
 

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It was fun. Drifterwood is a kind and sweet guy who often uses humor to make a point. I will never forget the night he insulted me for hours. I never laughed so much. He has a way about him. A real kindness and a warm heart.

You're the only guy I know who can combine deep throat with scat at the same time - you should move to Texass, Vlad, you'd be an even bigger leg end.

Just imagine - twelve texons is equal to four inches.

:tongue: :cool:
 

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The only Scat i knew of was in terms of Jazz.:eek: I will never listen to Charlie Parker in the same way again.:tongue:
LMFAO! There's also a card game the grownups would play when I was a kid by that name too...it all gets a bit confusing some times, doesn't it?:confused::eek::rolleyes::wink: