Why don't dildos have handles?

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  1. srkog

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    It just seems like it would make things that much easier.
     
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    So you don't know what to call them.
     
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    OMG! I didn't know Amazon sold that stuff!!!!

    Actually, I was thinking of handles like on a pogo stick. That would be just too much, I guess.
     
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    That's kind of a goofy question. Maybe they don't have handles because they don't need handles. Are you worried it might fall in and get lost? Do you have trouble reaching down there? Do you wonder the same thing about toilet paper and underwear?
     
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    Because god did not invent dildos. Man or woman fucked up.

    So there.
     
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    if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.

    just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.

    would also make packin' uncomfortable.
    "i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
    *shift..shift..fidget.. shift*
     
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    Why don't dildoes have handles?

    Cuz they were designed by a man but made for a woman.

    The term "Love Handles" refers to something quite different.
     
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    I was just thinking of a cool Jedi glowing dildo sword fight. :biggrin1:
     
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    This is a funny thread, made funny by ML.
     
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    some DO have handles! I have seen them before.
     
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    Here ya go Mickey. The Manrammer.

    Make like a swashbuckkling hero as you pleasure your partner with every realistic inch.
     
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    Not too much if it's made from Swarovski Crystal! It's so classy, you can proudly display it alongside your finest dinnerware.
     
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    *jumps around thread, sword posing with dildo*
    VRRRMvrrm <~~~~~ dildo sabre

    Vwiiiiiiing

    BSSSSHTBSSHTKSSSHT <~~~~ dildo sabre fighting

    Luke, who's your Daddy?!

    eta: Mr. Vince - Manrammer would be an awesome name for a band
     
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    Handles? They kinda do with them faux balls at the base.
     
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    I make dildo copies of my DICK and put a handdle on it I give them away as gifts take a look in my album.
     
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    Handles would also require reading instructions.:biggrin1:
     
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    I don't think I'd like handles on a dildo. It would make me feel like I was trying to unclog a blocked drain, not have my jollies.
     
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    Why would they need a handle? :confused::confused::confused:
     
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