Why don't dildos have handles?

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That's kind of a goofy question. Maybe they don't have handles because they don't need handles. Are you worried it might fall in and get lost? Do you have trouble reaching down there? Do you wonder the same thing about toilet paper and underwear?
 
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Because god did not invent dildos. Man or woman fucked up.

So there.
 
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And no, My beliefs are my own and are no one elses. So, fuck you.
 

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if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.

just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.

would also make packin' uncomfortable.
"i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
*shift..shift..fidget.. shift*
 

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Why don't dildoes have handles?

Cuz they were designed by a man but made for a woman.

The term "Love Handles" refers to something quite different.
 

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if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.

just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.

would also make packin' uncomfortable.
"i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
*shift..shift..fidget.. shift*

I was just thinking of a cool Jedi glowing dildo sword fight. :biggrin1:
 

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if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.

just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.

would also make packin' uncomfortable.
"i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
*shift..shift..fidget.. shift*
Here ya go Mickey. The Manrammer.

Make like a swashbuckkling hero as you pleasure your partner with every realistic inch.
 

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*jumps around thread, sword posing with dildo*
VRRRMvrrm <~~~~~ dildo sabre

Vwiiiiiiing

BSSSSHTBSSHTKSSSHT <~~~~ dildo sabre fighting

Luke, who's your Daddy?!

eta: Mr. Vince - Manrammer would be an awesome name for a band
 
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