lol, i hear you.
i have gone to the extent of applying my own handles.
Vac-u-loc makes a frosty handle.
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Frosted-Vac-U-Lock-Handle/dp/B0034YSP38
i like to glue it into a long piece of doweling...drill it out, and gorilla glue this into it.
then you can change them.:smile:
if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.
just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.
would also make packin' uncomfortable.
"i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
*shift..shift..fidget.. shift*
Here ya go Mickey. The Manrammer.if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.
just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.
would also make packin' uncomfortable.
"i gots me a handle pokin my nether bits"
*shift..shift..fidget.. shift*
Not too much if it's made from Swarovski Crystal! It's so classy, you can proudly display it alongside your finest dinnerware.OMG! I didn't know Amazon sold that stuff!!!!
Actually, I was thinking of handles like on a pogo stick. That would be just too much, I guess.