Why don't dildos have handles?

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Just grab yourself by the ears and pull youself up and down on the dildo.
 

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That's what I'm asking. I wouldn't try to cut a steak with just a blade, or paint a picture with just bristles. It just seems like you wouldn't want to use a dildo that's just a penis.

Most women hold the base of the dildo like it's a handle. They don't insert the entire length.
 
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Some of my toys have handle-esque bits, because they're designed to be harness compatible for strap-on sex. Others have flared bases so they're safe for anal play. And I do use them as handle-ish things. :) If the toy is long enough, and I only use it in my vagina, it doesn't need one though. It's only when they're barely the length I can handle (7" or shorter, roughly) , that sometimes they get a bit slippery from my natural bodily fluids which definitely can be obnoxious. Not a big deal though, most of my toys are big ;)
 

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Yes. Please.

These ideas all point to the fact that dildos NEED handles!

if dildos had handles i'd never use a dildo for its intended purpose.

just sword fights. or a dildo bat. or for pushing the cereal box closer to the cabinet ledge. fishing things out from under the couch. smackin' the alarm clock. home defense.
 

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That's what I'm asking. I wouldn't try to cut a steak with just a blade, or paint a picture with just bristles. It just seems like you wouldn't want to use a dildo that's just a penis.

Nope, you're asking why they don't have handles.

I asked you why you think they NEED handles.

Totally different questions.
 

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I once cut the balls off a dildo using a knife. The damn things were getting in my way.

I was a bit pissed because the balls had a suction cup molded into it's base and it was a whole heap of fun suctioning it down to the floor of the tub or on the side of the shower cubical.
 

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I was a bit pissed because the balls had a suction cup molded into it's base and it was a whole heap of fun suctioning it down to the floor of the tub or on the side of the shower cubical.

I'm too lazy to do stuff like that when I'm playing with toys. If it's not working with me on my back, I'm over it :tongue:.