Why don't dildos have handles?

[1kmb1]

Mine used to have balls but I got a bit vigorous one night and I ripped them off.

Poor Bob..he'll never be the same again.

I once cut the balls off a dildo using a knife. The damn things were getting in my way.

:shocked:

 

[B_Nia88]

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[zephyr808]

Nia provided a link above, I was reading this and knew I had seen a dildo with a handle before. Probably in a porno movie. I have limited experience with dildos anyway, but one of my exes had a footlocker full of them, though none of them had handles. That would actually probably make it easier to use on somebody else, now that I think about it.