Why dont men call after they have sex with you?

HazelGod

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Stylish, as ever, UB!


When his mate got home the night before, a light bulb exploded inches from his face. He was convinced that I had put a curse on him

My mate went on to date his mate for several years, and every time they met up, he would warn my friend to stay away from me, tell her that I was the devil...

Last thing I heard, he was training to become a priest.

Fucking hilarious, K!
 
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