B_DoubleMeatWhopper
Expert Member
Yep! Dirk and I are a tag-team! We'll even see if we can fix you up with a cute waiter at the café. Oh, wait ... a straight waiter in a New Orleans café? I think that one belongs in the Fictitious Stories category!
Do any police authorities issue underpants to their male officers?
biggbenn8: Okay...just had to add-
anyone been pulled over by a 'big patrolman' while 'it' is out? One night I was on my way to the gym to swim- and stupidly put on my trunks underneath my pants- the trunks had one of those horrible mesh 'fronts'- I hadn't thought about the 'effects' on me while driving-
Basically when I sat the damn thing pulled up snug, in the process catching 'one ball in, one ball out' and hurt like hell!
Anyhow, I was trying to unzip my fly, jiggle the pants AND get my aching balls taking care of. Not thinking, a patrolman stopped me for 'weaving' (I hadn't realized I was...more intent on stopping the ball crushing.
Anyhow- cop walked up, flashed his light on me (I hadn't had time to 'cover up'. He clearly saw my cock and balls in my lap. I was 'fluffy' not hard.
He stopped. I glanced over as he 'adjusted' himself (I think he was free balling) he just stood there, a silence. Then in a deep voice (I swear I could see growth on his crotch) "looks like you are having problems with your night stick there, just put it away and go on' (I had tried to explain what had happened- and I was not jacking and driving (I know, we have all done that...). I never saw his face. I think I heard a smile in his voice. We talked for a minute more- (watching he tight ass walk away), got everything 're-stuffed' and went on to the gym- and have sworn NEVER to wear trunks under my pants EVER again.
Amen to that! I remember being pulled over by a Florida Sheriff in the early 90´s, his uniform was so tight it looked like he would burst out of it at any moment!(PURE MUSCLE GUYS AND GIRLS) It didn´t hide anything including the weapon he was carrying inside his way too tight dark green pants! Wow, I´ll never forget that sight!:biggrin1:Hey, Joe, you've never been pulled over by a state trooper in the deep South, have you? Their side arm's not the only heavy duty weapon some of 'em are packing!