Why few boxes/bulges on lawmen?

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Yep! Dirk and I are a tag-team! We'll even see if we can fix you up with a cute waiter at the café. Oh, wait ... a straight waiter in a New Orleans café? I think that one belongs in the Fictitious Stories category!
 
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Chilazer: I have to take issue with the original posting. I'm a cop, and I sure don't make any effort to hide my package in my uniform. Sure I keep it tightly jocked, but there's no hiding the obvious. Tony~
 
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47boreas: [quote author=BIGBOYDAVE link=board=clothing;num=1038879986;start=0#10 date=02/03/03 at 16:41:10]HeyWas That At Delanies coffee shop on Denman I often have seen lots of hot cops there too with big packages  and they know they are being watched I saw one adjust his package before entering last summer so it could show more . They also know its a mostly Gay crowd that hangs there as its Gay owned and operated[/quote]

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When the cops wore pants made of wool-polyester mixed fabric, it was easy to notice their bulge. We have lost that pleasure, because at present the cops are wearing spacious overalls here.  :-[

Sometimes I was smiling slightly when I saw a cop's bulge and of course he noticed it. Cops with large bulge are cute and hot, especially when you see a cop adjusting his bulge.  ::)
 
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Mighty_Joe: I just returned from a visit to the Gulf Coast where some 150+ thousand people attended the annual Shrimp Fest. There was this hunk of a cop walking around as part of security wearing a tight, form-fitting uniform with high top leather boots and terrific looking ass. I wanted to get in front of him and take a picture (and look) to see if he showed a bulge but I was afraid it might look too obvious, plus with my digital camera, everytime I took a picture, the people with me (straight friends/relatives) would want to immediately view. Guess that is one drawback of a digital over 35mm.
 
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buddy43610: i've looked at the crotch of every policeman or military man i've ever seen here in nashville, tn and i have yet to see even the slightest bulge. i often thought they must tape them down or something. i've even looked for underwear lines to see if that was a factor, but can't even see that. i finally decided it had something to do with the material the pants are made of as they surely can't all be in the small department. i met one cop at a local nudist resort and he was of average size. i saw him sevearl times on duty, but his crotch looked absolutely flat. buddy
 
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ThighSlapper: My first time going to Disney World a few years ago, I was doing about 87 and got pulled over.
The State Trooper that caught me walked up to the driver's side and I nearly reached out to touch it.

Nice looking mature guy (late 40's), salt & pepper hair, nice bod, HUGE dick print.

I almost volunteered to do anything to get out of that ticket.
 
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hard2hide: A cop friend of mine is hung and freeballs. His soft cock hangs a good 8' down his pants leg. He seems oblivious to the fact that it can be seen a block away.
 
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sapman1000: I am in the military, and I have noticed there are a lot more men with bigger cocks than usual. I have been in for 13 years, and in the gyms and lockerrooms, and other changing areas, I have noticed. Compared to civilian gyms I have used, the Army boys are much bigger than average, and they show it off to each other (not directly, but kinda making themselves obvious). Of course, I ALWAYS look. I have had a "few good men" in the Army, and I have also noticed Navy guys too. Wierd, but I said military boys have bigger cocks years ago! ;D
 

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[quote author=sapman1000 link=board=clothing;num=1038879986;start=20#28 date=11/01/03 at 23:54:31]I have had a "few good men" in the Army, and I have also noticed Navy guys too. [/quote]

You've had Marines in an Army of One? :D

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meathose10: I think I saw that cop , hard2hide, at The Puerto Rican Day Parade this summer - just walking along nice and slow , eyeing the crowd for trouble. The size of the thick fleshbat rolling along his inner thigh was almost alarming. I overheard people exclaiming things about it. This cop knew it. He was smug and satisfied. And of course looking out for our safety....
In general I've never noticed a lack of bulging policemen , particularly.
 

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I just can't believe that any cop would freeball / go commando. Even if there are no regulations about it, surely they would all wear underpants of some sort.
Do any police authorities issue underpants to their male officers?
 

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I was at a rest stop in Washington State just of the I5. I was taking a leak at the urinal when I noticed this guy cruising me from the toilet stall. I started to get hard and was entertaining the thought of a duo jack-off when a state trooper entered the washroom. He pulled up to the urinal beside me a pulled out a very large semi-hard penis. I got nervous thinking I might be being set up so I zipped and exited. I have played that scene out in my head many times jerking off.

Delany's is a great crotch watching coffee house in Vancouver. And the cops like dropping by for coffee and I enjoy seeing them.

Ten years ago I was arrested & detained whilst high on ecstacy and locked up in the Vancouver City Jail for 12 hours. This was such a highly charged homo-erotic event. In my altered state, it appeared and I still believe that the cops in the lock-up were handsome, most welcoming, turned on and flirting with me. I was in romantic heaven for a couple of hours - until I came down off the E anyways.
 
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The police in these parts are generally proper and stone-faced, it's a hard neighbourhood.

But... I've been sentenced by a judge wearing only a suit and boxers. ;)
 

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Perhaps you should have made a sly brush over his bulge, so check him out as he had clearly checked your nightstick!!

biggbenn8: Okay...just had to add-

anyone been pulled over by a 'big patrolman' while 'it' is out? One night I was on my way to the gym to swim- and stupidly put on my trunks underneath my pants- the trunks had one of those horrible mesh 'fronts'- I hadn't thought about the 'effects' on me while driving-
Basically when I sat the damn thing pulled up snug, in the process catching 'one ball in, one ball out' and hurt like hell!

Anyhow, I was trying to unzip my fly, jiggle the pants AND get my aching balls taking care of. Not thinking, a patrolman stopped me for 'weaving' (I hadn't realized I was...more intent on stopping the ball crushing.

Anyhow- cop walked up, flashed his light on me (I hadn't had time to 'cover up'. He clearly saw my cock and balls in my lap. I was 'fluffy' not hard.

He stopped. I glanced over as he 'adjusted' himself (I think he was free balling) he just stood there, a silence. Then in a deep voice (I swear I could see growth on his crotch) "looks like you are having problems with your night stick there, just put it away and go on' (I had tried to explain what had happened- and I was not jacking and driving (I know, we have all done that...). I never saw his face. I think I heard a smile in his voice. We talked for a minute more- (watching he tight ass walk away), got everything 're-stuffed' and went on to the gym- and have sworn NEVER to wear trunks under my pants EVER again.
 

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Hey, Joe, you've never been pulled over by a state trooper in the deep South, have you? Their side arm's not the only heavy duty weapon some of 'em are packing!
Amen to that! I remember being pulled over by a Florida Sheriff in the early 90´s, his uniform was so tight it looked like he would burst out of it at any moment!(PURE MUSCLE GUYS AND GIRLS) It didn´t hide anything including the weapon he was carrying inside his way too tight dark green pants! Wow, I´ll never forget that sight!:biggrin1:
 

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Our local cops' uniforms are now all black, previously they wore plain black trousers and white shirts with collar and tie, now they have black, almost skin tight zip neck t-shirts and black combat style trousers.
And good old M&S have the ideal underpants for them - their new "Real Cool" range is very comfortable, comes in trunks with keyhole opening, hipsters with no opening, briefs with keyhole, and slip with proper waistband and no opening, as well as t-shirts and sleevless tanks, all available in black.
Anyone got any pics of real cops showing thier underpants?
 
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Here is a bulge from camera phone taken by horny state trooper I meet earlier in the week. Sorry for the small picture. Hoping to hook up soon and see what is underneath those tights trousers.

Any other law enforcement studs at there??

Wendi:smile: