WHY I CAN GET FUCKED BY HUGE ONES ONLY?

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  1. Imported

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    TIGHTassSIZEqueen: Hi guys,

    I am a 31yo mediterranean gay in Los Angeles. 132#/5'7/6x5uc. I would like to increase my penis size.

    But why I am really writing is because I just can't get fucked with smaller then 8 inches. I had 11" and it didn't hurt as it hurts with less then 8. I guess I am a size queen or what. I hate that term as I am very masculine guy who likes to get fucked. How is possible that bigger cock hurts less?
     
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    Javierdude22: [quote author=AnonyMs link=board=sex;num=1060550597;start=0#1 date=08/10/03 at 14:49:16]ROFLMAO!

    The judge from Florida rates this one a big fat ZERO on the subtlety scale...

    Clean up on aisle three - this needs to go in the personals threads!

    nony
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    :D :D :D Written humor hardly ever gets a laugh outta me, but this one cracks me up, thanx for that morning cheer Nony
     
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    Okay, let's see how good I am at this. I hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

    [quote author=TIGHTassSIZEqueen link=board=sex;num=1060550597;start=0#0 date=08/10/03 at 14:14:16]Hi guys,[/quote]
    Hi Tightasssizequeen!

    Oh, pe nise!

    One smaller than 8 inches won't fit?
    Just smile and nod.

    I guess you are. You'll get plenty of big-dicked men in the gay bar under the bridge.
    Bridge?
    He's a troll.

    (in a robot voice) His rectum is a gateway to a parallel dimension.

    Shouldn't this be a Personals thread?

    Flame!
     
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    gigantikok: The Paradox Anus Support Group... :D

    okay, lol. We've been hard enough on the poor guy, take it to personals. :)
     
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    TIGHTassSIZEqueen: I thought this is a support group, but obviously you guys are just a frustrated queers without any life. :-/
     
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    gigantikok: Nah, youre right (except for the frustrated queers part). We were being a little mean. Sorry.
     
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    TIGHTassSIZEqueen: So, if you have a big dick... Have you ever had a bottom that was in pain with smaller cocks, but was ok with bigger. And once again - my ass is very tight - I have usually anal sex once a month at the most.
     
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    throb919: Okay, I'm really trying to understand your (legitimate) question. Do you find a smaller penis to be "pokey" or uncomfortable because it jabs and (maybe) scrapes your rectum...? Maybe it's trying too hard to get in but never makes it far enough to feel good to you. The big ol' dicks you prefer get right to your prostate and are able to pound and pummel you into ecstacy in a way a smaller penis just can't. They fill and fulfill you, while the little dick is still pokin' and jabbin' and knock-knock-knockin' at heaven's door. Pinpricks (as it were) over and over, when you want to be impaled and plowed. Maybe...?

    I don't know.

    Queer, yeah. Frustrated? Not at all. With a (full) life.
     
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    TIGHTassSIZEqueen: Thank you for a nice reply. I didn't call everyone frustrated queers w/o life, but only those who were attaching my ad.
     
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    Your username says it all.

    You're anal.
     
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