Why I don't live in Wisconsin :)

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  1. Principessa

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    Reasons Why I Don't Live in Wisconsin

    65 above zero:
    Floridians turn on the heat.
    People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

    60 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

    50 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Wisconsin drive with the windows
    down.

    40 above zero:
    Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
    wool hats.
    People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

    35 above zero:
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Wisconsin have the last cookout
    before it gets cold.

    20 above Zero
    People in Miami all die.
    Wisconsinites close the windows.

    Zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico .
    People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

    10 below zero:
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling
    cookies door to door.

    20 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.
    People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

    30 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Wisconsinites get upset because they can't
    start the Snow-mobile.

    40 below zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops.
    People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold
    enough fer ya?'

    50 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late
     
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    NJQT, that is awesome and so true. Those reasons would be why I don't live there anymore.
     
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    OMG that is sooo true..except they close schools at -35 plus windchill.....lol
     
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    This is kind of like my comparisons of three cities:

    San Antonio has "winter".

    Indianapolis has Winter.

    Minneapolis has WINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    the people of Wisconsin are fantastic, wonderful !!!!!!!! Visit and see
     
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    Wisconsin is full of cheese, not snow. :frown: :biggrin:
     
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    reppin beautiful lovely Minne-snow-ta!!!

    two years of street parking arctic archaeological digs cured my love of winter.

    ML

    fuck a snowman.
     
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    so true so true

    yes we are fantastic
     
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