Ok, time for a little salvo in the battle of the sexes. :biggrin1: My experience is, (and it just went bad tonight)... well... I must say I am very quick witted, and easily make people laugh all the time. Did I say all? I meant 95% of the time. And by 95% of the time, I mean, when it's men, it's all the time. Men laugh at my jokes, no matter how racist, sexist, cruel, wrong or mean. They laugh. So do women.... ...90% of the time. But every now and then... ...some bitch gotta be offended. Let me restate. I have NEVER had a man get offended at ANY of my jokes. NEVER!!! Fuck! What's worse, is if the girl is cute... (like tonight), uh oh... suddenly my boys are offended too. (backstabbing pussy hounds!) Fuck! I guess I should be just as pissed at my friend who acted like I said something wrong, but I know if she wasn't there... he'd be gaffawing... and if she were a cool chick... she'd be gaffawing. Damn it!!! Here is the crazy thing. I have actually had almost exactly the same set of word happen before. Incident 1: I am at my FWB's party. Her friends are around a hooka. A dude comes up and says "can I hit this" "Hell yeah" He hits a couple of times, passes it to a girl, above my head. I say "hey! Bros before hoes!" One of the girls pops up from her chair and says, "who you callin' a hoe? Who you callin' a hoe?" I say "I wasn't calling you a hoe, I was calling you a bro." She says, "I guess that makes you a hoe" I say "fuck yeah, any chick gives me $20 Ill love her long time!" Gaffaws all around. Incident 2: (tonight) A friend of mine, and his (girl) friend are at the bar, drinking. We have been talking a good 2 hours now. No problem. We are talking about prostitution and police corruption. She then tells a story about her friend, who is a sensual masseuse. This story is a long one, about how her friend only gives massages to heighten the sense, and she knows they are cops if they never set up a second massage. She then finishes the story that her friend only sexually caters to men who set a second "date" I start laughing, and I say, "holy shit, you just go through this long story about how your friend is a legit masseuse, and then finish off by telling us she is a whore!" Oops, now girl is pissed. So we jab words for a bit, I apologize a tad bit later about her friend being a whore, say I was only trying to crack a joke. And the topic comes back to prostitution. We talk about tu pacs knowledge about how we all no the world revolves around pussy, power and paper, she is talking inequality, I am talking yes in some cases, no in others, then I say, "if some girl gave me $50 bucks to eat her out, I'd be like, hell yeah, me love you long time!" ooh... New End bombs at the pub. Daggers from friend and girl. You know what? Fuck that! Now I know, there are going to be people telling me incident 1 was cool, incident 2 was not cool. To that I say, if it were only dudes drinking and having a good time during incident 2... ...gaffaws all around!