Why is it culturally ok to make fun of small penises?
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That is impossible. Big penis is not possible to shame or mock.
Shouldn't have to "take" either. The audience laughs with glee that they aren't as pathetic as the joke's target or to hide that they are.
Many on the left assume that right-wingers are all compensating politically for the stunted sex life they suffer due to a small penis, a penis neither capable of bringing a woman to orgasm nor of interest to a gay man.
Thus when they make fun of a guy with a small penis, like Trump for instance, they assume they are not insulting any left-wingers, just making a true psychological diagnosis of right-wingers.
Prove me wrong!
Tongue in cheek jokes and jokes clearly based on envy, are possible.
Thanks for chiming in. I guess in my life I haven't found a correlation between penis size and male confidence/personality types. A couple of the biggest jerks I know have huge penises. A couple of the nicest, most humble, and left leaning people I know are average at best. I don't think penis size has any effect on personality really. I think more important things are at play like DNA and how good or crappy your parents were.
Lack of size I guess shows lack of virility and is mocked at.
Size shows virility and strength and is worshipped .
The latter is better than the former.
Most small penis jokes get by on the "asshole" excuse.
For instance, in the movie "Notting Hill", a group of men make crude remarks about the lead character, Anna Scott, played by Julia Roberts, unaware she's sitting at a nearby table with her boyfriend, William Thacker, played by Hugh Grant. After he ineffectually tries to defend her, she jumps in and says she understands, it's just male banter, and then adds, "I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your meal. The tuna's really good." The sting is removed because the guys are depicted as crude jerks who've earned what they get.
Most stories about putting a guy down for having a small dick are prefaced by something like "he was a real jerk". This affords a sort of social cover. "He was a real asshole, so I . . . "
For instance, in the movie "Notting Hill", a group of men make crude remarks about the lead character, Anna Scott, played by Julia Roberts, unaware she's sitting at a nearby table with her boyfriend, William Thacker, played by Hugh Grant. After he ineffectually tries to defend her, she jumps in and says she understands, it's just male banter, and then adds, "I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your meal. The tuna's really good." The sting is removed because the guys are depicted as crude jerks who've earned what they get.
Most stories about putting a guy down for having a small dick are prefaced by something like "he was a real jerk". This affords a sort of social cover. "He was a real asshole, so I . . . "
Yes. 8-9” penis is compatible with non size queen women and size queen women.
a small penis is only compatible with non size queen women.
Excessive girth IMO isn’t good though because it can make sex tedious.
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Is that assuming that they only use half their dicks?
exactly, with length you can control depth but with girth you can’t control much .
Or he's a right-winger. BTW: I don't think all lefties are well endowed, but the way leftist are so quick to "go to the dick" makes you wonder if at least SOME think so.
I guess maybe it is funny to see a guy making a fool of himself, trying to do job with the wrong tool. Like a guy shoveling the snow off his driveway with teacup.
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I don't think it has ever been okay to make fun of a small penis. Unless maybe that is what the guy is into.
But there was one time I did make fun of a guy with a small dick and I still think I was justified in doing it.
This was when I was still bartending and had started dating my current partner (D). At this point, we had been dating for a few months but we were keeping it very casual. We were more like fuckbuddies who hung around occasionally. One night when I was bartending, D came with me. He sat at the bar most of the night and we would talk when I had time.
There was a group of very stuck-up guys that came to the bar most nights, but they would only stay for 1 to 2 hours before they would go to the other gay bars. They were a little clique and they would drink their foo-foo drinks and stick their nose up at most of the other people. They were okay looking, I wouldn't consider them to be hot, handsome or gorgeous, but they also weren't butt ugly. The best looking guy in the group (CG) ended up sitting with D most of the night at the bar. He was hitting on D so much, trying so hard to pick him up. D never told him that we were together, so CG would buy D beers and he would get his usual foo-foo drink and then after I made the drinks, CG would treat me like he was so much better. I was used to it, CG and his friends did this to all the bartenders.
Later on, D went to the bathroom. CG saw his chance, and tried to follow D into the bathroom. But D had locked the door behind him and CG coudln't get in. CG sat back down at the bar and was disappointed. When D came out, CG tried to move closer to D. But D pushed him back a little bit and I think CG started to give up. When it was time for the clique to leave, CG looked over at D and D shook his head. So CG left with his group.
Later that night, after the bar had closed, I was horny. I knew that D had gone home, he had to work early in the morning. I decided to check out the adult bookstore. I noticed that a lot of guys kept going into a booth and then come right out. A few of them were giggling when they came out. Finally I decided to check it out. I looked through the gloryhole and saw CG standing there with his pants around his ankles. He was drunk and swaying around as he jacked his 3" dick . He noticed somebody at the gloryhole so he stuck his small dick through the hole. Remembering him trying to hit on D and thinking about how D would not be interested in this small dick, I started to giggle. Not wanting to laugh about his dick in front of him, I left the booth. But the other guys, who had all see it by now, heard me giggling and that started them laughing. We laughed a few minutes before we heard a crash in CG's booth. We looked through the gloryhole and discovered he had tried to sit down, but when he did, the chair had flew backwards and hit the wall. He was sitting in the chair, but not in it correctly. His pants were still around his ankle and he was still jacking his dick. This just caused everybody to laugh more.
I was tired and not horny anymore, so I just left the bookstore with everybody laughing in the booth area. I later told D what had happened. He thought it was funny. Each time he was CG in a bar, CG would hit on him. D would talk to him, but he never did do anything with CG. One night, he went to the bathroom and for whatever reason, he didn't lock the door behind him. CG of course tried to follow him in, but D came out laughing. I asked him later why he was laughing. He told me that he hadn't believed me before about how small it was. But he saw it and didn't doubt me anymore. We now joke about it sometimes. If CG had been such a horrible person, I probably wouldn't have made fun of his small dick. But will all things considered, I still find it funny.
But there was one time I did make fun of a guy with a small dick and I still think I was justified in doing it.
This was when I was still bartending and had started dating my current partner (D). At this point, we had been dating for a few months but we were keeping it very casual. We were more like fuckbuddies who hung around occasionally. One night when I was bartending, D came with me. He sat at the bar most of the night and we would talk when I had time.
There was a group of very stuck-up guys that came to the bar most nights, but they would only stay for 1 to 2 hours before they would go to the other gay bars. They were a little clique and they would drink their foo-foo drinks and stick their nose up at most of the other people. They were okay looking, I wouldn't consider them to be hot, handsome or gorgeous, but they also weren't butt ugly. The best looking guy in the group (CG) ended up sitting with D most of the night at the bar. He was hitting on D so much, trying so hard to pick him up. D never told him that we were together, so CG would buy D beers and he would get his usual foo-foo drink and then after I made the drinks, CG would treat me like he was so much better. I was used to it, CG and his friends did this to all the bartenders.
Later on, D went to the bathroom. CG saw his chance, and tried to follow D into the bathroom. But D had locked the door behind him and CG coudln't get in. CG sat back down at the bar and was disappointed. When D came out, CG tried to move closer to D. But D pushed him back a little bit and I think CG started to give up. When it was time for the clique to leave, CG looked over at D and D shook his head. So CG left with his group.
Later that night, after the bar had closed, I was horny. I knew that D had gone home, he had to work early in the morning. I decided to check out the adult bookstore. I noticed that a lot of guys kept going into a booth and then come right out. A few of them were giggling when they came out. Finally I decided to check it out. I looked through the gloryhole and saw CG standing there with his pants around his ankles. He was drunk and swaying around as he jacked his 3" dick . He noticed somebody at the gloryhole so he stuck his small dick through the hole. Remembering him trying to hit on D and thinking about how D would not be interested in this small dick, I started to giggle. Not wanting to laugh about his dick in front of him, I left the booth. But the other guys, who had all see it by now, heard me giggling and that started them laughing. We laughed a few minutes before we heard a crash in CG's booth. We looked through the gloryhole and discovered he had tried to sit down, but when he did, the chair had flew backwards and hit the wall. He was sitting in the chair, but not in it correctly. His pants were still around his ankle and he was still jacking his dick. This just caused everybody to laugh more.
I was tired and not horny anymore, so I just left the bookstore with everybody laughing in the booth area. I later told D what had happened. He thought it was funny. Each time he was CG in a bar, CG would hit on him. D would talk to him, but he never did do anything with CG. One night, he went to the bathroom and for whatever reason, he didn't lock the door behind him. CG of course tried to follow him in, but D came out laughing. I asked him later why he was laughing. He told me that he hadn't believed me before about how small it was. But he saw it and didn't doubt me anymore. We now joke about it sometimes. If CG had been such a horrible person, I probably wouldn't have made fun of his small dick. But will all things considered, I still find it funny.
But no matter how big of s jerk, asshole inhumane inconsiderate incompetent etc etc etc a hung guy is, he will never be mocked shamed or emasculated for being big.
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