Why is it so damn impossible...

[marleyisalegend]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?

Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?

Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

:frown1:

:banghead:

:irked:

uppy_dog_eyes:

:damnit:

:feedback:

 

[rwolfera]

Hell i'm a guy and i need to be told i'm a dirty bitch...

I live in England looking for a guy... Gay Village every night! lol

I understand how you feel but the man who's gonna fulfill all your spanking dreams is just around the corner... just keep your eye out...

You Dirty Bitch!!

J

xx

 

[marleyisalegend]

You Dirty Bitch!!

You didn't spank me!!:frown1:

 

[invisibleman]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?

Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?

Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

I think you should ask them to do that. Men aren't mindreaders.

And make sure that they can do it proper. Maybe you should hire an escort for those moments when you need your ass invaded like a jackhammer.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Have you tried going into the gay leather bar wearing daisy duke leather shorts with the powerbottom hanky and a t-shirt that said "Use me, Abuse me, Spank me like I'm Your Redheaded Stepchild"? :firedevil:

Nothing like a halfway to psycho role playing dude that you wanna run away from as soon as you hear a door lock. LOL

 

[rwolfera]

You didn't spank me!!:frown1:

Honey, i really would spank you, however for you it would be heaven as I'm a British Guy, but for me not so heavenly, as your a female. But yeah i would spank ya...

Can i still call you dirty bitch?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Because they aren't seeing something they like? They are out there, but maybe they aren't interested back.

Or maybe you aren't showing that you are out there. Who knows.

 

[killerb]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?

Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?

Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

:frown1:

:banghead:

:irked:

uppy_dog_eyes:

:damnit:

:feedback:

simple...because if it were easy, you wouldn't appreciate him nearly as much once you find him...

but don't worry...he's out there...and you will find him before the end of November...

 

[nudeyorker]

Once you stop looking everything you were looking for finds you!

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?

Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?

Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

:frown1:

:banghead:

:irked:

uppy_dog_eyes:

:damnit:

:feedback:

i thought you had a live-in boyfriend? not anymore?

 

[VeeP]

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

:spank: "Dirty Bitch!"

:biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?
Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?
Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?
Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?" :frown1: :banghead: :irked: uppy_dog_eyes: :damnit: :feedback:

Maybe you are too picky? Maybe the man who will do that isn't a brotha but a flamin', blonde, surfer boy type. He might not be 6', He might not own Tims or be a Harvard grad. Sometimes the perfect man isn't what you said you wanted but what your soul needs.

Once you stop looking everything you were looking for finds you!

Bullshit! That may work for some people, but it never worked for me. I was definetely looking when I found my guy.

 

[nudeyorker]

Bullshit! That may work for some people, but it never worked for me. I was definetely looking when I found my guy.That's great, I'm happy for you...I think I was only trying to make the same points you were, Once you relax and start to become the type of person you want, and are happy with yourself and your life, Life has a nifty little way of letting those people find you.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

That hot ass needs to be spanked.

 

[The Dragon]

Good God Darling,
I gather by the some what discontented tone of your post that the date didn't go so well.
I have a little advice if you want a little "edge" to your man.
Go to a Bi/Gay leather bar on punishment night.
Newbies can get away with wearing skin tight Black levis and if I was you just a unbuttoned black vest.
Make friends with the bar tender who will tell you the beauties who are hot to trot.
Relax enjoy the people watching and if able to get on the dance floor and shake that thing.
They will be standing in line for your yummy self in no time flat.
Promise.
Dragon.

 

[B_dumbcow]

*Spanks*

 

[cockoloco]

Oh Marley, you should have said it before! I thought you guys didn't care for the manly spanky bitch-calling men in Charlotte! I brought them all to South America!

Tell me what you're looking for in details and I'll FedEx it straight to you! Or better yet, I'll send you the catalogue! In the meantime check

www.hotguyswithcocoinsouthamerica.com/catalogue

 

[tripod]

...to find a manly man in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will come home, throw me across the bed and take my ass like it belongs to him?

Why is it so damn hard finding a man who will smack that shit like I owe his mama money?

Why is it so fucking impossible to find a man who acts like a damn man?

Why is it so damn hard finding someone who will spank me and call me a dirty bitch?"

:frown1:

:banghead:

:irked:

uppy_dog_eyes:

:damnit:

:feedback:

You are a DIRTY LITTLE BITCH!!!! :spankme:

 

[marleyisalegend]

:spank: "Dirty Bitch!"

:biggrin1:

You are a DIRTY LITTLE BITCH!!!! :spankme:

*Spanks*

Maybe you are too picky? Maybe the man who will do that isn't a brotha but a flamin', blonde, surfer boy type. He might not be 6', He might not own Tims or be a Harvard grad. Sometimes the perfect man isn't what you said you wanted but what your soul needs.


Bullshit! That may work for some people, but it never worked for me. I was definetely looking when I found my guy.

Well, there are some things I can compromise on, I'd definitely welcome a blonde surfer type but he HAS to be masculine. I didn't get spanked or called a dirty bitch but my date wasn't too bad.

 

[Principessa]

Well have you had a 2nd or 3rd date with him?