Why is it?

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  1. got_lost

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    I thought this maybe an idea for a thread for those that wonder 'why is it....?'

    For instance, one of my first recollections is from my Dad - 'Why is it it always rains straight after I've washed the car?' and it's so bloody true :lmao:


    So....

    Why is it that everytime I buy new garden furniture the sun doesn't come back out for months?!!?!? :frown1:
     
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    Because you live in Wales !!
     
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    :lmao: hahahahahhaah :rolleyes:

    yeah well... it comes out long enough for me to go off to buy the stuff then it disappears again :tongue:

    It definitely came out once this year cos I got my boobs out.... :wink:

    OMG! :eek: Maybe it was that that frightened it away! :lmao:
     
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    Why is it if K8 only lives in Wales I never saw her boobs?
     
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    Holy crap! :eek:

    That was your first ever post! :biggrin1:

    :laola:

    I feel honoured! :tongue:
     
  6. got_lost

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    I dunno!

    :slap:

    They're just here....
    Maybe you should just... :drive:and :shocked:at the :boobies2:
    :wink:
     
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    'Why is it that after 3 years the dog is still not use to the cats

     
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    Talking of cats......

    why is it that I took my cat to the vet one day and spent £127 quid for her jabs, tests and whatnots... and she went missing the next day never to be seen again!
     
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    Or it starts to rain just before your going to bring the washing in
     
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    Yes!!!! :lmao:

    Yet....

    Why is it that it NEVER rains if you've actually got your umbrella with you!?


    ps - sorry about your cat Densie!!!! :(
     
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    Why is it when I think of witty things to put on here, by the time I put it on here it sounds really stupid?
     
  12. ManlyBanisters

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    I thought that was my fault - I just bought new garden furniture too!

    It's called overanalysing - they only sound stupid to you... (mostly :wink:)

    Why is it that it only rains hard enough to disrupt my satelite reception when there is something I actually want to watch on tv (seriously - I watch tv about once a week these days, and even then! :rolleyes: - )
     
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    DP! and not the good kind!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Why is it that farmer Brown only milks me twice a day? :mad:
     
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    Why is it that my cat can’t figure out after 8 years I do not want to be awakened out of a sound sleep to play a 3:00 AM!
     
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    Why is it when Im watching tv and something interesting is about to be said, the dog barks....the SO decides to have something to say.....the phone rings....the cats fight.....all at the same time!!!?????I miss those 3 or 4 very important words.......AHHHH!!
     
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