Why is masturbation better than intercourse for some?

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    Why is masturbation better than intercourse for some?
    1. You know who you're dealing with.
    2. You know when you've had enough.
    3. You don't have to be polite afterward.
     
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    Is it better for some?
     
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    I would say yes after being married for some time and having sexual activity decline.
     
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    Because, as Woody Allen said, "It's sex with someone I love."
     
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    Yeah... most of the time I'd rather just jack off...
     
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    Probably convenience... easy, no BS to deal with, instant and quick clean up..
     
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    you can do it whenever it please you and as often as you like, don,t have to wait for nobody...but luv to feel another cock to play with too, lol
     
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    First of all, there's NOTHING better than getting "intimate" with someone you like/crave.

    Second of all, everything else... yes to all above.
     
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    You forgot 4. You've never had a partner.:biggrin1:
     
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    4. No one can love you better than yourself.

    5.Never have to apologize for premature ejaculation.
     
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