Why Is This Always So?

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  1. jason_els

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    Why does the hot water heater always die in winter and on a long weeked? Why???

    Signed,
    Stinky
     
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    because you tend to use it more in winter and it knows when to just die
    lol
     
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    Is it because I mocked Barbie™ and the spirit of Barbie™ all over the world has directed bad karma my way?
     
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    the universe is orchestrated by an evil bastard with a warped sense of humor.

    ML

    baby wipes and frequent trips to the gym showers might be in your future Mr Jason_els.
     
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    All of last Winter NZ Jason
    I was showering outside with Cold Water
    (cept fr about 3 days..damn near FROZE)
    of course our Winters are not severe
    NO Need for a Hot Water Cylinder tho
    (too expensive LPG or maybe Solar)
    Gas Califont is sufficient for emergencies.
    enz
     
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    I can top that! I stole Barbie:redface:.



    A new winter is in the offing and the heat here is screwed up-gee, what a f'ing surprise. It comes on in the late afternoon and runs until 4a.m. (I am awake alot at that hour) then nothing again until late afteroon. It's upper 30s outside right now and no heat. I keep checking the system by wasting hot water-which scalds to the touch, so the system is working.
     
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    Good lord, North, who bumps these things?
     
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    Oh christ, it's an old bumped thread and I was going to tell Stinky there's no reason to be spooked by a doll that smiles 24/7 even after you break her head off. But I guess don't need to do that now... :frown:
     
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    Trust me, I have no interest in orchestrating the universe. :wink:


    I'll go you one even better...I knocked Barbie up. :tongue:
     
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    Figures. We seen your dick :biggrin1:.
     
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    He's good with all the dolls.
     
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    Coming soon...the pitter patter of vynil demigod feet.
     
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    You know you are a very very naughty boy sometimes, Senor.
     
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    Ignore him today. He's high on paint fumes from painting his speakers.
     
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    Someone has to lead ...

    Nah.
    I just had a zitgasm.
     
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    I had no choice, I needed to confess to that horrible theft of 1900and68 (still haven't mentioned the one in '69 or the one in '71-I was a complicated and confused child)

    (and in all fairness, this one hadn't even been dormant a year)



    Well, I knew damn well Ken hadn't-poor kid was without any goods:frown1:.

    More important though, HG, I am representing Harcourt Reynolds, the demonic son brought forth from your actions. Just send me cash:biggrin1:.


    Is it time to also confess to what I did in Pastor Gobblespunk's rectory?
     
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    You'd be the last person I'd think would "lol".
     
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