Why it's simply awful having a large penis

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  1. osprey1987

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    12 reasons

    1 only having women reach half way down during blowjobs
    2 the sheer boredom of not having a small one
    3 knocking loose objects off beds; having to stand back from sinks before jizzing
    4 having my penis distract from my philosophy course
    5 women never shut up once you drop your hard to come by boxers
    6 simply awful bulges that scare children
    7 excess time spent measuring my erect dick instead of ploughing her pussy..
    8 waking each morning with the trouble of stuffing the cock down my right leg
    9 having dreams about my penis being baptised by unworthy women
    10 not being able to masturbate properly because it takes so long to lubricate
    11 wanten loosening of girlfriends' vaginas over time resulting in less frequent intercourse in a relationship
    12 being called donkey dick; my penis is not lazy: that's libellous
     
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    13. The pressure to show off and how that effects the libido.

    (all these other things are just hyperbole from someone that wishes they had a big one)
     
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    While it's EXCEEDINGLY doubtful that you have big dick, it's VERY likely that you do suffer the consequences that ensue from being a major tool.


     
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    You make me giggle, SilverTrain. You have my respect. (For what it's worth.)
     
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    You forgot the all too common -- having your junk fall in the toilet water when you have to take a dump :p
     
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    HAHA!

    wait a minute, why are you pissing in sinks?
     
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    donkeys aren't lazy.
     
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    Hilly sighting!

    :cool:
     
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    :lmao:
    I couldn't have said it better.

    Simba
     
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    The worst one is being turned down for sex because of your size
     
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    14. Its hard to find jeans that fit.
     
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    Or that you do not have a sense of humor? <.<
     
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    Channel 4 comes calling.
     
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    You can be on his team. Definitely. Have fun with that!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    I don't do teams, but I am absolutely terrified of this.
     
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    hello, Mr. LongGone :smile: there better be heaps of fility stories involving exotic locals, numerous menfolk in various states of undress and at least 7 amazing scents you discovered when not humping, drinking or being fabulous. is the only reason you should have been gone so long.

    this thread just got a lot less worthless.

    i so want you.
     
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    It`s just awful, I don`t know how they live having huge cocks!
     
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    Don't over-excite yourself, Luka. :tongue:
     
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    how would you know?

    is that piling on??????
     
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