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Why does everyone in here recommend jelq above everything else?
When someone asks about JES-extender, Penispumps, surgery (length and girth) you strongly advise them not to use any of the aforementioned? WTF is this shit?

Why would pulling your penis manually 15-30 minutes a day give results but not stretcher or a pump (both provide static traction/suction)?

One guy says he grew 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth by pumping and another one claims he went permanently limp and didn't get any gains whatsoever.

So much bullshit here, it's frustrating really.

Could you straighten it out for me?
 

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Who are you going to believe ? Of course you will get testimonials which vary all over the map. I suggest that you examine the many cocks displayed in the gallery. When you see a cock which you admire, in both flaccid and erect state, then contact that guy and see what's up!
Sooner or later, by doing some homework, you will hit pay dirt. Just today, I responded to an inquiry from a new member who wanted advise on jelquing and increasing his girth. Plenty of guys will be happy to assist you, Spinnacer!
Good luck in your quest for truth, or enlargement, whichever it is!
 
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Fair enough Mr.Donkey, suppose i could try jelq, where can i get a "beginners guide", like a training-program? I hope it isn't very time consuming..even though i'm interested in gains i don't have all day to pull my weiner.Thanks in advance

I have received a half dozen requests for advice since you posted this thread. Essentially, jelquing is closing off the flow of blood at the base of your cock by encircling it with one hand and dragging the entrapped blood along your shaft toward the glans, while encircling your shaft with your other hand. I did it at bedtime for 20 minutes each nite for about two years.

This gave me the following results:

Restored prostate to youthful health
Improved my libido dramatically
Increased my erection quality
Doubled ejaculate quantity
Increased girth at base 1/2 inch
Increased length 1/8 inch
Restored my foreskin to adequate length

I jelqued mainly to improve my erection quality and all else was a byproduct. I only jelque occasionally now on a maintenance basis,
possibly once a week.

If you have specific questions, send me a p.m.:smile: Donk
 
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Why does everyone in here recommend jelq above everything else?
When someone asks about JES-extender, Penispumps, surgery (length and girth) you strongly advise them not to use any of the aforementioned? WTF is this shit?

Why would pulling your penis manually 15-30 minutes a day give results but not stretcher or a pump (both provide static traction/suction)?

One guy says he grew 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth by pumping and another one claims he went permanently limp and didn't get any gains whatsoever.

So much bullshit here, it's frustrating really.

Could you straighten it out for me?

For starters not everybody here advocates, or believes jelqing to be the best way to achieve PE excellence, me being one of them. I used to jelq frequently and while I believe it helps in increasing girth, I think there are better methods for increasing length, including extenders and pumping. I still jelq, but not as regularly, or for as long, or with the same intensity. I use it as part of a workout to keep my cock health and in shape, like I do the rest of my body.

As for varied and conflicting reports, they depend on the person. Not everybody is built the same, or thinks in the same way; we are all different, otherwise we'd all be top sportsmen, politicians and millionaires. Also, there are no schools/gyms, whatever where you can learn about PE under guidance; invariably the knowledge is picked up from say the Internet and more often than not in isolation. Consequently, not everybody interprets the information, or applies it in the same way and results can easily be different. Likewise, not everybody bothers to read, or learn the safety aspects of PE, which if done properly is quite safe: too much pressure in the pump for long periods and too higher tension on an extender are not good practices and can injure and cause problems, like being permanently limp. Though not common, it often results from guys being over zealous and/or impatient. Practised right, some will gain quicker, but for the rest of us it’s a long slow process.

The information won’t come to you, so my advice is go out and dig up as much about it as you can and get a better understanding in order to appreciate what it’s all about.
 

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I jelqed from a young age *12?* and I'm glad I did, because my penis is a descent size nowadays, straight as an arrow, and has no problem getting and staying hard. I can't speak for anyone else, or any other techniques, but it worked for me.

I've heard the problems come when you try to make your dick TOO much bigger TOO fast, such as with a pump, but I can't say I've seen evidence in either direction.
 

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I don't think anybody truly familiar with PE will dismiss any particular method as ineffective. One must remember that not all techniques will work for all men. Some guys try one method, it doesn't work, so they proclaim it ineffective for all men and that just isn't true.

seahorses is quite right that PE must be done carefully and slowly. It truly is a case of the tortoise will beat the hare. So many men are impatient and don't stick with it or injure themselves doing too much too quickly or disregarding the warnings. I spent AGES reading about PE on several forums before finally deciding to try it and I went in realizing I wasn't going to see a gain in a week or even a month. Most men who start PE don't have the patience or commitment. That's OK only so long as they're honest about how they got injured or failed to see results.
 

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Who are you going to believe ? Of course you will get testimonials which vary all over the map. I suggest that you examine the many cocks displayed in the gallery. When you see a cock which you admire, in both flaccid and erect state, then contact that guy and see what's up!
Sooner or later, by doing some homework, you will hit pay dirt. Just today, I responded to an inquiry from a new member who wanted advise on jelquing and increasing his girth. Plenty of guys will be happy to assist you, Spinnacer!
Good luck in your quest for truth, or enlargement, whichever it is!

Fair enough Mr.Donkey, suppose i could try jelq, where can i get a "beginners guide", like a training-program? I hope it isn't very time consuming..even though i'm interested in gains i don't have all day to pull my weiner.

Thanks in advance
 

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Fair enough Mr.Donkey, suppose i could try jelq, where can i get a "beginners guide", like a training-program? I hope it isn't very time consuming..even though i'm interested in gains i don't have all day to pull my weiner.

Thanks in advance
Look at thunders place, though dare I say I think you have the wrong attitude and doubt it will work for you.
 
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First of all, like many can attest, Jelqing/ PE is not BS. I've been doing it on and off for a couple of months now (Currently doing it 5 days on 2 days off for the past month) and have experienced gains, not only in size (girth and length) but in overall penis health (Veins, pronounced penis head, straighter and firmer penis).

I realize it all sounds like bullshit, but unless you try it (for an extended period...NOT 2 or 3 weeks) you will always be skeptical.

Anyways, here is the site were I got all my info from. Use it wisely, and may the force be with you (pun intended). Best Penis Enlargement Exercises

... By the way, take a look at my gallery, I went from 7.5 to 7.8 and am now just around 8 (I will post a measure soon - and No, I will not measure from my ass whole to the penis head like "Monster's of cock" do.
 

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Look at thunders place, though dare I say I think you have the wrong attitude and doubt it will work for you.

Well I had no idea what it would involve, but 20 minutes before bedtime isn't unreasonable. That'll work. Combined with an
(insert name here)-extender i'm hoping for some overall results. Can't hurt anyways, my erections aren't really everything i had hoped for, the head is usually not very "filled" so to speak.

The Newbie Routine
  1. 5 minutes hot wrap
  2. 5 minutes manual stretch (ten 30-second stretches)
  3. 10 minutes of jelq (two hundred 3-second strokes)
  4. 5 minutes hot wrap
  5. 50 kegels of five second holds each (Kegel= PC-muscle crunch)
Schedule:2 days ON / 1 day REST.
30x365 = 10950 Min
10950/60 = 182,5 H

Is the hot wrap really necessary...??
 

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Why does everyone in here recommend jelq above everything else?
When someone asks about JES-extender, Penispumps, surgery (length and girth) you strongly advise them not to use any of the aforementioned? WTF is this shit?

Why would pulling your penis manually 15-30 minutes a day give results but not stretcher or a pump (both provide static traction/suction)?

One guy says he grew 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth by pumping and another one claims he went permanently limp and didn't get any gains whatsoever.

So much bullshit here, it's frustrating really.

Could you straighten it out for me?
Why is jelqing frequently recommended over other PE methods? It's cheap, easy, effective, and has a low risk of damage if done right. In fact, if done correctly, jelqing can improve your sexual fitness. (It has improved mine.)
 

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Pumping a dick. And the results of it? If you are uncut, your foreskin is like a balloon. Sexy? If you are cut, your skin behind the glans is swollen like a balloon. Sexy?
 

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This is the result of pumping at too high a pressure for too long. Pressure should be kept low, about 3.5Hg at first and then, if well-tolerated, perhaps up to 5Hg for 10 minutes before a break. This is why pressure gages are so important. 3.5Hg doesn't feel like much, 5Hg feels tight but not necessarily, "a lot." Many guys exceed these pressures and durations resulting in the classic donut dick.

This is why condom and water pumping are the most recommended methods of pumping. The condom, and moreso water, cause the pressure to be evenly distributed over the surface of the penis so it isn't concentrated on just the top part of the penis.

Follow the rules! They're there for a reason!

Pumping a dick. And the results of it? If you are uncut, your foreskin is like a balloon. Sexy? If you are cut, your skin behind the glans is swollen like a balloon. Sexy?
 

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Why does everyone in here recommend jelq above everything else?
When someone asks about JES-extender, Penispumps, surgery (length and girth) you strongly advise them not to use any of the aforementioned? WTF is this shit?

Why would pulling your penis manually 15-30 minutes a day give results but not stretcher or a pump (both provide static traction/suction)?

One guy says he grew 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth by pumping and another one claims he went permanently limp and didn't get any gains whatsoever.

So much bullshit here, it's frustrating really.

Could you straighten it out for me?

The jelq is a good exercise (especially for beginners), but there are more intense and effective PE exercises available. The jelq is highly recommended because, compared to other PE exercises, it's easy to perform, relatively safe and comfortable.

Extenders and weight hangers will also give results if used properly.

I personally wouldn't recommend surgery (phalloplasty) to anyone unless they suffer from micropenis and they've tried every possible PE alternative without success. Phalloplasty has so many possible negative side effects that it should be considered a last resort- if considered at all. It's shocking that so many plastic surgeons are willing to perform these very expensive and potentially debilitating surgeries without recommending other alternatives first. Then again, other alternatives don't pay nearly as well as phalloplasties.
 

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I rank effectiveness in this order:

1) Hanging is best for me

2) Then traction extenders

3) Then pumps

4) Jelq in a distant fourth place.

Personally, my choice would be for intense manual stretches (not jelqs) in first place immediately followed by heavy hanging. I'd place the regular jelq somewhere between traction extenders and pumps.