Why Men are Happier!

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Why Men Are Never Depressed - -





Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
 

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Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put. Unless you hyphenate. But that's not yet legal in many states.

The garage is all yours. Assuming you have one.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. Ok.

You can never be pregnant. Right.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. I guess. But frankly, I'd have to take their word for it.

The world is your urinal. Absolutely.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. Unless, of course, you have to 'sit down'.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Right, but do women?

Same work, more pay. Unfortunately.

Wrinkles add character. There's always Botox.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Gay men do.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Yes, they do.

One mood all the time. Nope.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Nope.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Nope.

You can open all your own jars. If you have one of those rubber jar opener things.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Yup.


Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. Are you British?

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Unless they're linen.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. I don't understand this one.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You're forgetting the mullet.

You only have to shave your face and neck. You're forgetting gay men.

You can play with toys all your life. Yep!

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. ???

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. !!!

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. No.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. Is it the 70's again already?

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. On-line, maybe.

No wonder men are happier.
I tend to doubt this.