Viagra An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ' I am 96 years old' said the man . ' I don't want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '