Why Old Men Really Buy Viagra

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Viagra

    An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut
    in quarters?'

    ' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet
    will not give you a full erection. '

    ' I am 96 years old' said the man . ' I don't want an erection . I just want
    it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
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    ROFLMAO! Good one
     
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    No that's a good one.
     
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    :rofl: That's funny :lmao:
     
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