Why spanking the 'monkey' good for you

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  1. ahx

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    1. Keeps you in good health. Recent research study suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer. (Leitzmann MF, Platz EA, Stampfer MJ, Willett WC, Giovannucci E. Ejaculation frequency and subsequent risk of prostate cancer. JAMA. 2004 Apr 7:291 (13): 1578-86.)
      [*]Cure Insomnia – Throw Away Those Sleeping Pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven in 1979.
      [*]Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety. There is also no need for a condom and embarrassing drug store checkouts

      [*]Masturbation stimulates your immune system (Human Reproduction, Vol 12, 2200-2207, Copyright 1997 by Oxford University Press)

      [*]It fights depression. Masturbation releases the mood –enhancing substances seratonin and dopamine. No more need for Prozac! (F.C. Denison, V.E. Grant, A.A. Calder, and R. W. Kelly Seminal plasma components stimulate interleukin-8 and interleukin-10 release. Mol Hum. Reprod., March 1, 1999; 5(3): 220-226)
    Anywhere, anytime because you can ….You have the tools for the job!
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    No wonder I am a healthy person without any depression or anxiety who sleeps through the night! Remember the days when people were told that masturbating caused blindness, hairy palms and craziness...times sure have changed!
     
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    I am certainly glad to hear that there are so many benefits to this worthwhile endeavor.
     
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    Hairy palms, huh? That one always intrigued me. If that were true, LPSG guys could not even post because their abundant palm hair would get caught in the keyboard.

    I actually discovered the sleep-inducing properties as a teen, but I am still unsure whether I sleep better because of the neurochemical effects of jacking off or rather I am unable to sleep unless I jack off first because there is too much unresolved sexual tension.

    Whatever I can do to help avert prostate cancer I will do. Doctor's orders...
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes its good for you. Its a no brainer....:biggrin1:
     
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    How much work have I got (= how many wanks a day) to get all those benefits? Because I'm tired by all this work :biggrin1:
     
  7. D_Coyne Toss

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    I agree 100% with you guys. Let me just add that masturbating is also a way to learn how to control your ejaculation times, and so it may be a way to prevent embarassing "early shoots".

    Moreover, besides some healthy self control, it helps to keep quiet the buddy in your pants.
     
  8. exwhyzee

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    My left hand is my life partner and soul mate!

    Shhh, don't tell it that I sometimes play around with my right hand...
     
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