Why Underwear is Important

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  1. Principessa

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    Why Underwear is Important
    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

    She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. :rofl: :lmao:


     
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    ok, now that was funny
     
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    Lol, nice. I was afraid it was another Britney story. This was much better. :biggrin1:
     
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    This is fucking hilarious! LOL
     
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    Damn! I hate it when thats happens!! I have headaches for days afterwards....
     
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    LOL.......:lmao:
     
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    Good one, Nj.
     
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    That is a good one LOL
     
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    The oldie but a goodie!
     
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