Why use a Penis?

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Andrea: Was wondering about penis size. Even the largest penis would struggle to compete with a woman's fist.
Any bisexual or bi curious ladies out there like to comment?

Andrea xxxx

 

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palladen: I'm neither Andrea, but this ought to be interesting

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#0 date=11/19/03 at 16:44:16]Was wondering about penis size. Even the largest penis would struggle to compete with a woman's fist.
Any bisexual or bi curious ladies out there like to comment?

Andrea xxxx[/quote]

A fist? It'd have to be pretty small!

 

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Andrea: erm ...
We holiday in Florida next year. Maybe we could see how things ... erm ... "fit"?

 

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wvalady1968: Oh, my.

Ummm, I don't think so, I just don't lean that....

wait a minute....
A free Florida holiday?
[thinking, here]

How large are your hands?

 

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wvalady1968: Can Palladen come, too?
[pun intended]

 

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Andrea: Oh pretty dainty ...."Babe".
I can supply the lube.
But haven't you got a ....what are they called ......
man?

 

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gushiggins: There's another advantage, too -- I've never seen a woman's fist cum too early. . . or at all, for that matter.

En garde!

-Z

 

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palladen: Hrm?

 

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wvalady1968: Yeah, but he works and I have some vacation time saved up that I have to use anyway.

 

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palladen: (raises hand)
Hey I fit nicely into overhead compartments

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#7 date=11/19/03 at 16:57:26]There's another advantage, too -- I've never seen a woman's fist cum too early. . . or at all, for that matter.

En garde!

-Z[/quote]

Yeah, there's that. And no other 'worries' either.
Hmmmm, you make a good case, Z

[Still thinking]

 

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Andrea: Sounds good to me Hon.
...and lose the lube. You won't need it after I've finished with you.
You've heard the saying "once gone black - never go back"?
Well "Babe" - the roller coasters aren't the only rise YOU will be enjoying.

 

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wvalady1968: Andrea, you said "we" were going to FL. Who's "we", and can I bring a couple of friends?

Guys friends. After April, Z should be back in the states. And Palladen likes to travel. They'd have to supply their own popcorn, of course.

 

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palladen: Popcorn eh? Well at least the container would be handy... :

 

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Andrea: erm ......
All women are welcome Babe.
But I'm not having any limp-dicked man touch me!
If you want some male company then that's up to you ...
But trust me ....
you won't!
Not after I've done with you Hon.

 

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gushiggins: Believe it or not, I'm allergic to popcorn.

Plus, I might need some time to get back into form once I get back to the States. If I just fly myself down to Florida right off the bat, I'd probably cum everywhere upon the mere sight of you two beautiful women.

Give a soldier a break. . . sheesh. ;-)

 

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wvalady1968: I've always kind of felt that if I just met the right woman......

But Palladen and Z are NOT limp, from what I've only heard, you understand.

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=palladen link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#10 date=11/19/03 at 16:58:37](raises hand)

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Not yours, Sweetie. TOO BIG!
Ya know what I mean?

 

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Andrea: erm ....
maybe I'll let them watch.