Why use a Penis?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Imported, Nov 19, 2003.

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    Andrea: Was wondering about penis size. Even the largest penis would struggle to compete with a woman's fist.
    Any bisexual or bi curious ladies out there like to comment?

    Andrea xxxx
     
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    palladen: I'm neither Andrea, but this ought to be interesting :)
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#0 date=11/19/03 at 16:44:16]Was wondering about penis size. Even the largest penis would struggle to compete with a woman's fist.
    Any bisexual or bi curious ladies out there like to comment?

    Andrea xxxx[/quote]

    A fist? It'd have to be pretty small!
    :D
     
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    Andrea: erm ...
    We holiday in Florida next year. Maybe we could see how things ... erm ... "fit"?
     
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    wvalady1968: Oh, my.

    Ummm, I don't think so, I just don't lean that....

    wait a minute....
    A free Florida holiday?
    [thinking, here]

    How large are your hands?
     
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    wvalady1968: Can Palladen come, too?
    [pun intended]
     
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    Andrea: Oh pretty dainty ...."Babe".
    I can supply the lube.
    But haven't you got a ....what are they called ......
    man?
     
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    gushiggins: There's another advantage, too -- I've never seen a woman's fist cum too early. . . or at all, for that matter.

    En garde!

    -Z
     
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    palladen: Hrm? ;)
     
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    wvalady1968: Yeah, but he works and I have some vacation time saved up that I have to use anyway.
     
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    palladen: (raises hand)
    Hey I fit nicely into overhead compartments ;)
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#7 date=11/19/03 at 16:57:26]There's another advantage, too -- I've never seen a woman's fist cum too early. . . or at all, for that matter.

    En garde!

    -Z[/quote]

    Yeah, there's that. And no other 'worries' either.
    Hmmmm, you make a good case, Z

    [Still thinking]
     
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    Andrea: Sounds good to me Hon.
    ...and lose the lube. You won't need it after I've finished with you.
    You've heard the saying "once gone black - never go back"?
    Well "Babe" - the roller coasters aren't the only rise YOU will be enjoying.

    ;)
     
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    wvalady1968: Andrea, you said "we" were going to FL. Who's "we", and can I bring a couple of friends?

    Guys friends. After April, Z should be back in the states. And Palladen likes to travel. They'd have to supply their own popcorn, of course.
     
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    palladen: Popcorn eh? Well at least the container would be handy... ::)
     
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    Andrea: erm ......
    All women are welcome Babe.
    But I'm not having any limp-dicked man touch me!
    If you want some male company then that's up to you ...
    But trust me ....
    you won't!
    Not after I've done with you Hon.
     
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    gushiggins: Believe it or not, I'm allergic to popcorn.

    Plus, I might need some time to get back into form once I get back to the States. If I just fly myself down to Florida right off the bat, I'd probably cum everywhere upon the mere sight of you two beautiful women.

    Give a soldier a break. . . sheesh. ;-)
     
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    wvalady1968: I've always kind of felt that if I just met the right woman......

    But Palladen and Z are NOT limp, from what I've only heard, you understand.
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=palladen link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#10 date=11/19/03 at 16:58:37](raises hand)

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    Not yours, Sweetie. TOO BIG!
    Ya know what I mean?
     
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    Andrea: erm ....
    maybe I'll let them watch.
     
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