wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#16 date=11/19/03 at 17:09:28]Believe it or not, I'm allergic to popcorn.
Plus, I might need some time to get back into form once I get back to the States. If I just fly myself down to Florida right off the bat, I'd probably cum everywhere upon the mere sight of you two beautiful women.
Give a soldier a break. . . sheesh. ;-)[/quote]
Okay, Peanuts for you. And I'll hold you to the rest that you promised. Literally.
Plus, I might need some time to get back into form once I get back to the States. If I just fly myself down to Florida right off the bat, I'd probably cum everywhere upon the mere sight of you two beautiful women.
Give a soldier a break. . . sheesh. ;-)[/quote]
Okay, Peanuts for you. And I'll hold you to the rest that you promised. Literally.
gushiggins: How about if you two (or three, if Palladen watches) just meet me at Epcot or Disneyland when it's all over? Palladen and I can wear thongs and lpsg T-shirts, and we can freak the hell out of wholesome families on vacation.
That is, of course, assuming that both of you can still sit down after you're through. . .
-Z
That is, of course, assuming that both of you can still sit down after you're through. . .
-Z
Andrea: So hon .......... what do you want?
I could fist you vaginally whilst some so-called macho piece of meat takes you up the arse?
(I can't believe I just wrote that.)
I could fist you vaginally whilst some so-called macho piece of meat takes you up the arse?
(I can't believe I just wrote that.)
wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=0#15 date=11/19/03 at 17:07:21]erm ......
All women are welcome Babe.
But I'm not having any limp-dicked man touch me!
If you want some male company then that's up to you ...
But trust me ....
you won't!
Not after I've done with you Hon.[/quote]
Andy, Babe. Have you seen these two hunks?
I mean, you know, [whispers] when they drop trou!
[WHEW!]
They could be very interesting, eh?
All women are welcome Babe.
But I'm not having any limp-dicked man touch me!
If you want some male company then that's up to you ...
But trust me ....
you won't!
Not after I've done with you Hon.[/quote]
Andy, Babe. Have you seen these two hunks?
I mean, you know, [whispers] when they drop trou!
[WHEW!]
They could be very interesting, eh?
wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#22 date=11/19/03 at 17:14:12] How about if you two (or three, if Palladen watches) just meet me at Epcot or Disneyland when it's all over? Palladen and I can wear thongs and lpsg T-shirts, and we can freak the hell out of wholesome families on vacation.
-Z[/quote]
OMG!! That mental image is gonna get me through some really tough days some time in my future.
-Z[/quote]
OMG!! That mental image is gonna get me through some really tough days some time in my future.
Andrea: I'm starting to wonder about you Hon.
I'm starting to think you actually like .... er ...
men.
I'm starting to think you actually like .... er ...
men.
gushiggins: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#23 date=11/19/03 at 17:14:59]I could fist you vaginally whilst some so-called macho piece of meat takes you up the arse?[/quote]
That would have to be Palladen then. If there is one thing that I am not, it is macho.
-Z
That would have to be Palladen then. If there is one thing that I am not, it is macho.
-Z
wvalady1968: Well, you said bi was okay, or are you starting to rethink your offer?
They make very nice cabana boys. They come with towel holders, ya know?
They make very nice cabana boys. They come with towel holders, ya know?
wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#28 date=11/19/03 at 17:18:51]
That would have to be Palladen then. If there is one thing that I am not, it is macho.
-Z[/quote]
Just wear that hunky uniform, Babe!
That would have to be Palladen then. If there is one thing that I am not, it is macho.
-Z[/quote]
Just wear that hunky uniform, Babe!
gushiggins: Are you kidding? Do you know what it takes to clean and press one of these uniforms?
Now, a personal bodyguard, that I could be. Seeing as how there are going to be two absolutely beautiful ladies going at it, I might even have to carry my weapon for protection.
Now, a personal bodyguard, that I could be. Seeing as how there are going to be two absolutely beautiful ladies going at it, I might even have to carry my weapon for protection.
Andrea: Sod it.
Lets just invite everyone and have one awesome orgy.
What do you say folks?
Minimum requirement is 9"x 6".
Lets just invite everyone and have one awesome orgy.
What do you say folks?
Minimum requirement is 9"x 6".
wvalady1968: Oh, we'd absolutely insist that you carry your, er, um, weapon. Unless you want me to help with that heavy load.
wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#32 date=11/19/03 at 17:24:08]Sod it.
Lets just invite everyone and have one awesome orgy.
What do you say folks?
Minimum requirement is 9"x 6".[/quote]
That works for me, Sweetie.
But no minimum. We shouldn't discriminate.
It's the American way, eh?
How large is your place in FL?
Lets just invite everyone and have one awesome orgy.
What do you say folks?
Minimum requirement is 9"x 6".[/quote]
That works for me, Sweetie.
But no minimum. We shouldn't discriminate.
It's the American way, eh?
How large is your place in FL?
gushiggins: I carry quite a few 30-round mags, but I'd be surprised if you made me shoot off every one of 'em, Allie.
-Z
-Z
gushiggins:
Or rather, I'd be surprised if you didn't make me shoot off every one of 'em.
I can reload in three seconds flat.
-Z
Or rather, I'd be surprised if you didn't make me shoot off every one of 'em.
I can reload in three seconds flat.
-Z
wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#35 date=11/19/03 at 17:27:14]I carry quite a few 30-round mags, but I'd be surprised if you made me shoot off every one of 'em, Allie.
-Z[/quote]
Is that a challenge? Can I get Andy to help?
Wanna put your money where your....
OH, you know.
-Z[/quote]
Is that a challenge? Can I get Andy to help?
Wanna put your money where your....
OH, you know.
Andrea: How big is my place?
Oh it will be outdoors.
Round the pool?
Strictly no clothes and full erections.
Oh it will be outdoors.
Round the pool?
Strictly no clothes and full erections.
wvalady1968: Andy! Psssst!! Hey, Girl, come over here.
Did you hear that?
Three seconds FLAT.
Yowsers!!
Whadya think?
Did you hear that?
Three seconds FLAT.
Yowsers!!
Whadya think?
Similar threads
