Why use a Penis?

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wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=20#38 date=11/19/03 at 17:32:18]How big is my place?
Oh it will be outdoors.
Round the pool?

Strictly no clothes and full erections.[/quote]

The guys, too?

 

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gushiggins:

Oh it will be outdoors.
Round the pool?

Strictly no clothes and full erections.

You know, with you two in the nude by the pool, you could probably use my erection for the diving board.

-Z

 

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Andrea: When a guy goes limp for more than 15 minutes he is OUT OF THERE!

 

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gushiggins: When a guy goes limp for more than 15 minutes or when a guy's penis goes limp for more than 15 minutes? There's a difference, you know.

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#41 date=11/19/03 at 17:37:50]

You know, with you two in the nude by the pool, you could probably use my erection for the diving board.

-Z[/quote]

Oh, I'd never waste it with anything so frivolous!
:

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#43 date=11/19/03 at 17:40:22]When a guy goes limp for more than 15 minutes or when a guy's penis goes limp for more than 15 minutes?  There's a difference, you know.[/quote]

He has a point, Andy. Either/or?

 

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Andrea: erm ............
Sod it.
Just bring your erections and we women will stay busy whilst you drink your beers.

 

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gushiggins:

Oh, I'd never waste it with anything so frivolous!

No, but that would be one hell of a picture, wouldn't it? I wonder why no one ever came up with that idea.

-Z

 

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wvalady1968: Hey. The rest of you out there.
Yeah, YOU.
Didn't you hear? Andy's inviting all of us.
Who else is gonna c.., er um, be there?

 

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gushiggins:

erm ............
Sod it.
Just bring your erections and we women will stay busy whilst you drink your beers.

Promise me tequila and I'm there. Promise me too much tequila and I'll have to fight to beat the 15-minute rule. After all, it has been nine months since I've had alcohol.

*Waves goodbye to his tolerance*

-Z

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#46 date=11/19/03 at 17:46:10]erm ............
Sod it.
Just bring your erections and we women will stay busy whilst you drink your beers.[/quote]

Yeah, and after they have a few beers, I'll be glad you're around.
[But bring the lube, just in case, eh?]

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=gushiggins link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#47 date=11/19/03 at 17:46:18]

No, but that would be one hell of a picture, wouldn't it?  I wonder why no one ever came up with that idea.

-Z[/quote]

Baby, I have a lot of pictures in my head that are much better than that!

 

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gushiggins: Maybe it's just my sense of humor that would love a picture of that then. I think I'd be too busy for the camera if I were involved in some of the pictures you had in mind. With being a diving board, though, all I would have to do is stand there and make that "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oingggg!!" sound.

 

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wvalady1968: Oh, you could still make that sound. In fact, it might come in handy.

 

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Andrea: "Country roads, take me home ....."
erm ...
West Virginia?
Isn't that the bible belt?
Deeply religious family values?

 

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gushiggins:

Oh, you could still make that sound. In fact, it might come in handy.

I'm pretty sure my penis'll make that sound for me as soon as I lay my eyes on you, Allie.

-Z

 

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gushiggins:

West Virginia?
Isn't that the bible belt?
Deeply religious family values?

No no, Andy. . . it's West Virginia -- where the mountains are gorgeous, and not just on the women.

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#54 date=11/19/03 at 18:03:48]"Country roads, take me home ....."
erm ...
West Virginia?
Isn't that the bible belt?
Deeply religious family values?[/quote]

Yes, it is, Sweetie. And I am.
And I don't believe that that is contradictory.
After all, who 'created' sex?
AND made it so darn much fun?

Uptight preachers were afraid of sex and made it 'dirty'.
I don't believe it was intended to be that way by the Creator.

~~~ Okay, sermon over! Move along, now!~~~

 

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Andrea: Agreed -
sorry about that.
Just thinking aloud really.

Anyway ... huge erections .........

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#58 date=11/19/03 at 18:20:58]Agreed -
sorry about that.
Just thinking aloud really.[/quote]

Hmmmm, sorry about what, Andy?


[quote author=Andrea link=board=sex;num=1069289596;start=40#58 date=11/19/03 at 18:20:58]
Anyway ... huge erections .........[/quote]

And tight fists.