Why was 11inchcok aka season 5 Banned?

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  1. B_Nick8

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    Was it his ever-rotating gallery? Was it the fact that his threads were constantly posted in the wrong forum? Was it the result of a suicide banning because he needed to spend more time taking care of those new twins of his?

    all i kno...is ill mis...thoz ellipses...
     
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    Nick, you're just jealous that a half-dozen NFL players went to bed with him & not with you.

    Envy is a green-eyed monster.
     
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    I can't even begin to tell you how many of his biographical reference points incite my jealousy.

    But those flights to Chicago every four weeks to have his hair cut have me positively chartreuse.
     
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    Hey, I seem to recall that being a fake is not reason enough it itself to be banned. He must have done something against the TOS.
     
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    Maybe he spilled his manbatter on the screen? LOL
     
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    Maybe he once told the truth?
    Nawwwww... uh huh... dot dot dot...
    Wheeeee!
    Fixed that for you Hells!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    No it was not his man mound, it was the baby batter from his 11 inch "breeder".
     
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    To be entirely accurate, prep, his man mound was located above his breeder, which hung over his sacs, which held his baby batter.
     
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    Took long enough.
     
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    I think you answered your own question in the title. He had two accounts, that used to be a bannable offense. :cool: If lying about your personal life and circumstances were a bannable offense we'd have less than 100 members.
     
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    I LOL'ed at that one.
     
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    Yeah, I thought that at first, then I remembered it was a mod-sanctioned name change, not multiple accounts.
     
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    it's not in the moderator actions thread that was updated yesterday.

    since he was my favorite poster lately, I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT.

    WHY WAS NINEINCH BANNED, WHY?
     
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    Because you borrowed his mustache?:rolleyes:
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    I can't believe I'm doing this, but in fairness, he didn't have two accounts at one time. He changed his name to season 5 and was still on board so that part must have been legit. Perhpaps I should have said "Subsequently known as...
     
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    Did he change it to 'manbatter'? I thought it was 'babybatter'?:biggrin1:

    Ooh, you don't miss a beat. I love it.

    I knew it was 'baby batter', LOL.

    I did too:tongue:

    Now, I've never come in contact with you, but that was funny.

    Y'all have tickled me today. THANKS A MILLION. I just thought about him earlier today. We were cool though, even though I know he tripped on a lot on a lot of members. I get along with everybody though, so that's nothing new. I can't help but to laugh when something is funny and I'm so glad you're all in rare form today:biggrin1:
     
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    He certainly was one of our more bizarre members. Every time he used the term "breeder" I felt positively icky.:eek:
     
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    He was very bizarre indeed and you weren't the only one agnslz
    who was aghast by the creepy and weird terms he used!
    I have never heard a gay man call his dick a "breeder" nor have I heard str8 guys use the terms "my man mound,baby batter,or my breeder"!
    Did anyone ever believe he was an alleged "lawyer" with that horrible grammar?
    WTF!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    Tax lawyer. Words and numbers...totally different.
     
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