I guess this site isn't about competition, or it would be named LPCG. It would be a fun idea maybe, though, not to run for a title, but just have a fun competition, have the big ones do some stunts, and nominate for titles such as: Biggest soft, Biggest balls, Biggest Dick with a cock.
Otherwise, I hereby proclaim the "Biggest Clog Competition". There you go, Dutchies.