Why Women Stay Single!!

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  1. Gillette

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    omg! lol, I laughed so hard...uh, I might have peed a little! lettme go check! OMG! "I'm GREEK." Love that, the way he talks...gag me!

    Okay, gonna go check on some things! Can I send that off to a few friends? It was hilarious, uh, if you didn't notice!

    kitten
     
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    Wow.
    What a total pair of dicks! the second guy brought plenty shame, what the hell!!
    What the heck makes any person think they have the right to speak to anyone like that, imagine how bad it would be if they got involved?!

    Funny too cause i wonder if this would ever actually work on someone, do these men think this will attract a person, trying to be controlling and manipulative?!
    Wonder if these people think, 'Where do i sign up, he sounds like a honey!'

    Total arseholes!!
     
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    Both messages are from the same guy.

    And he's SINGLE!
    What a shock.
     
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    I made it through the first message, but just his tone starting off the second message made me puke (just a tad) in my mouth.

    Fucking douchebag!
     
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    The first message actually wasn't that bad, I wouldn't have called him and waited for the second.

    When the second one came I would have called him back, met him for coffee and poured boiling water on his package.
     
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    Wow he's single? I can see that lasting a long time.
     
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    percentages re-adjusted to 99% gay/1% straight :eek:
     
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    I was a bit drunk when i watched that vid, watched it again.
    Didnt fully read the set up properly but yeah i was surprised it was the one guy, its just cause his tone really does change.
    What he says is just as pathetic but more abusive and insulting.

    Made the hairs on my neck stand on end, instinct was like wanting to put down a mad dog when i listened to what he said.
    Made me sick and disturbed me, no woman deserves or needs that.
     
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    What is even more pathetic than Dimetri himself, is that most likely this guy has probably found more than one woman who has had sex with him.
     
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    Wow, this guy is a douche
     
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    If he expects me to pay him money to transform my suave sophisticated self into an asshole, he is sorely mistaken. :tongue:
     
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    You're elegant and I'm particular cause I'm Greek and all your friends were jealous cause I approached you and not them :lmao: :biggrin1:
     
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