Wicked Quotes!!

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  1. eddyabs

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    just add any wonderful bitchy, dark, or meaningful quotes....

    'The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.'
    D H Lawrence

    'How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?'
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it reality.'
    T E Lawrence
     
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    "You'll never get anywhere in life listening to liars like me."

    "We're not a cult as much a fanatical group of blade weilding zealots."
     
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    "I've always loved loosers. Disabled, foreigners, the scool's fatty, with whom nobody wants to dance. My heart beats for them. Maybe because i know that i'll never stop being one of them"
     
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    "God gave man both a brain and a penis; Unfortunately, he didn't give enough blood to supply both heads at the same time when aroused."

    -Robin Williams.
     
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    "You are not a stud for sleeping with 100 women if they all thought you were lousy."
    -Lordpendragon


    "It's not true I didn't have anything on. I had the radio on"
    -Marilyn Monroe


    "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
    -Denis Leary

    "The brain is viewed as an appendage of the genital glands"
    -Carl Jung
     
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    "Children? I'd rather start 1.000.000 of them, than finish one"

    Paolina Bonaparte
     
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    Why is there a condom named after a person who is said to have fathered over 100 children ?

    That would be "Ramses" I'm talking about.
     
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    My 4 favourite quotes, sadly without sources but a few came from here (Sorry, i cant remember whose quotes they are but they're NOT mine! :tongue:

    "Bitch, that's what you get for eating my sofa!"

    "There's been a lot of activity in and around my ass lately"

    "No. I masturbate loneliness"

    "Choco, Party, Good Good!" You have GOT to watch the video for that! :biggrin1:
     
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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
    Mark Twain
     
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    Everybody's heard this but it's a favorite of mine:
    (but not that wicked...sorry)

    "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
    Katherine Hepburn

    &

    "I used to be snow white, but I drifted."
    Mae West
     
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    "I used toask God, why me? And all i heard was, Nothing personal, your numbered was just called."

    Sparky Schulz on his cancer.
     
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    "The finest woman that ever walked the streets."
    Mae West
     
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    "A cynic is one who, when he smells the flowers, looks for a coffin."
    H.L Mencken
     
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    Ha!

    He's either a cynic or a funeral director.
     
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    "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." Fred Allen
     
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    "Television. A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
    Ernie Kovacs
     
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    ''We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be...
    We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds...
    We shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills....
    We shall never surrender.''
    Winston Churchill
     
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    "...and we shall hit them over the heads with beer bottles, because that's all we've got."

    Winston Churchill, soto voce, after the words Eddyabs quoted above.
     
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    Well, if that were only true....:biggrin1: My great uncle was a Hurricane Pilot in the Battle of Britain, he lost his life....and we won! Took slightly more than beer bottles old boy...:wink:
     
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    “There is no sin but ignorance."
    Christopher Marlowe.
     
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