Wicked Quotes!!

[Pecker]

"Please try not to be such a wiener-head." Dave Barry

 

[eddyabs]

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Joan Rivers
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[eddyabs]

"Please try not to be such a wiener-head." Dave Barry

and continuing in the same vein...:wink:

"A true Gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude."
Oscar Wilde
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[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Well, if that were only true....:biggrin1: My great uncle was a Hurricane Pilot in the Battle of Britain, he lost his life....and we won! Took slightly more than beer bottles old boy...:wink:

Of course. It took munitions, which Britain hardly had initially. And that is part of the heroic aspect of Churchill's posture at that moment.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

and continuing in the same vein...:wink:

"A true Gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude."
Oscar Wilde

"I am not young enough to know everything."
Oscar Wilde

 

[Pecker]

"She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts." Raymond Chandler

 

[Ethyl]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
-Ben Franklin

 

[AussieSchlongDomination]

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once

tupac

My unofficial school cadet song

 

[Wilde316]

"You cant fix Stupid"
Ron White

 

[eddyabs]

"She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts." Raymond Chandler

Love it!

 

[Pecker]

"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork." Irving Brecher

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent:...After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great quality to either party; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.
- Mark Twain: Letters from the Earth

 

[Pecker]

"We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault." Ashleigh Brilliant

 

[eddyabs]

"There's always something fishy about the French."
Noel Coward

 

[eddyabs]

"The higher the buildings, the lower the morals."
Noel Coward

 

[eddyabs]

some of good old Spike...

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

"His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum."
Spike Milligan

 

[eddyabs]

“Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.”
Stephen Fry

 

[Pecker]

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

"When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.'"
Hillaire Belloc

 

[Pecker]

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. Jim Samuels