Wiener or Penis or Dick or Cock??

[Campagnolo]

I was thinking about this last night and wanted to post before I went to work.

When you think of the terms below what do you imagine? Which one sounds the best? Which one do you say the most?

Wiener
Penis
Dick
Cock

Hmm...

'Wiener' sounds pretty retarded. If a girl said, "Oh, I love your big wiener", I'd laugh but wouldn't be turned on at all. Really only should be used in reference to wiener dogs, aka daschunds (the little punchlines of the dog world).

'Penis' isn't bad. A little clinical, more like a term a doctor would use, but you can roll with it. "Ooh baby, you have such a big penis" can work, but mainly as a change of pace.

'Dick' is probably my favorite. I love it when a girl says I have a big dick.

'Cock' is probably the consensus favorite. It's almost as good as dick far as compliments go. But maybe it's a little overused, to the point where it's really losing it's pizazz. It's the 'Walmart' of dick terms, i.e. so damn mainstream.

Maybe it's time to start popularizing some new words, or to bring some of the less popular words back up. 'Meat', 'schlong', 'package', 'manhood', 'bulge', 'johnson', etc. Or just not really use a word at all, i.e. "You are huge."

Hey, couldn't hurt. Change is good. :biggrin1:


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[John Estes]

I generally use cock, but I switch words depending on the usage. When I'm talking about something in a more hardcore tone, I use dick. For more playful, sexual terms, I might use weiner. For light erotic, pre-sex situations, I might use penis. There is a great article on literotica.com that explains proper usage for various sex words when writing.

 

[parchissi]

Its always a cock to me.

 

[va_lk_yr_ie]

Wiener just makes me think of dogs - either the living variety or the hot dog kind.

Penis for educational/clinical settings. Too dry to be used as a sexually loaded word that puts images and fantasies in my head.

Dick/cock - interchangeable in terms of how I use them, probably with a slight overweight for cock.

Or as someone above pointed out - just use other expressions that will convey the same image even if not using any terms at all - 'oh, that's fucking huge' or 'come here and fill me all the way up' or 'slide in and let me feel how thick you are' or 'push all the way down honey, yes, down there'

(and now I miss him even more - damn - why can't Christmas and my next trip to the UK come sooner)

 

[gstateballer925]

i LOVE when a girl says "i wanna suck your big cock/dick baby"... they both sound good to me. as a straight guy, i usually like to say dick, but when a girl is sucking me off, i love to say "yeah baby suck on my fucking cock"... when i said that to my ex, she would get turned off because she said it made her feel like a slut lmao. weiner just sounds immature and juvenile, so i wont go there. i have to agree with most of the guys on here that cock sounds more masculine, and dick just goes for ones that arent as big. as far as her, i love saying pussy because it just gets me super horny, cunt not so much because that is something i would call a girl that i cant stand, so i say "you stupid cunt" (ive noticed that british girls love to say cunt for some reason... anyone else notice this?), and vagina is just like penis... its a technical sounding term that is just stupid to say in a sexual situation, and i hate girls that say it. i dont know though, who cares... its all pointless to analyze, we all have a preference i guess.

 

[deleted136887]

A cunt loves a cock, and vice versa. pussy sounds juicy, also nice.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

How about "dingdong." If you think that doesn't sound dirty enough, listen to the Velvet Underground song, "Sister Ray."

 

[mitchymo]

In fairness i think geography plays a part....i say dick because in the uk it tends to be that or KNOB....cock is rarely used for some reason

 

[B_bi_mmf]

Its always a cock to me.

I agree.

As for the female term, I absolutely love the word cunt. Pussy sounds to me like a term that immature frat guys would use, or someone like Hugh Hefner.

It's cock and cunt all the way for me.

 

[Yknarfy]

Mine is a cock.

Franky

 

[B_bi_mmf]

And what a cock it is! Any other term would be blasphemy.

Mine is a cock.

Franky

 

[Alecia19]

Depends on who i'm talking to and what where talking about but preference would be dick or cock.

 

[j.jk83]

Dick and penis. Easy, practical.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Cock is sexy. I like cock :yup:

 

[Scrufuss]

• Wiener = Is a hot dog, it comes with a bun amd whatever else. Made out of various animal parts
• Penis = sounds just so gay, or lame. I never liked that term. I think twinks have a penis as I see it.
• Dick = is an unsult as in "You Are A" ect...
• Cock = Now thats a butch term for a butch tool! I use that term all the time in my head or when I verbalize it. Steve hand me the Cock, please.

 

[polesmoker]

Cock and cunt is the best combo.

 

[D_Ed69s girl]

Weiner is what you said as a kid, Penis is clinical totally.

Dick is what I say most the time, but Cock when I am being a naughty horny slut in the bed.

and then there are my personal nick names which only Ed hears.

 

[B_joya]

6.3incher - i like your question. to me, i think of them like this,
wiener, i never use or think of this term, but i have used weenie, regarding a guy with a really small dick
penis, is too medical and clinical, but again, i might use this to descibe a small dick
dick, can be a put down, like that guy's a dick, or just the word used for your generic average everyday run of the mill penis
cock, yes, definitely, i think and use cock to describe a really big dick

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

well never used those words, only the word penis in biologyclass. But since I joined lpsg, most of the time I say dick.

 

[Scott8361]

I always fels there should be different names based on size ... like Eskimos had many different words for snow depending on the type of snow it was.

Prick- for slender, smaller ones
Dick- for good, average ones
Cock- for those bigger than average

I think there has to be one more for horse hung penises!