Wife exaggerating my size to friends

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Odd thing here I learned recently. I am an ok size being 7" long and 5" around. My wife has only been with me and my size works for her. However, I just learned that she told a friend of hers that I'm over 8". When I asked her why she told me, "because you are over 8". I didn't argue with her much but she seems to think I got the measurement wrong or has convinced herself that I am. Not pulling out the ruler to correct her. Should I?
 

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I really don't see why you would have to pull out the ruler to correct her. You know your size and she has an overly positive perception of your size. You've been honest enough to have told her she's wrong and that you're in fact at least an inch shorter.

Unless either of you are planning on getting the cock in question out and measure it in front of her friends then I doubt if there's any harm in leaving the 8" word-of-mouth be.
 

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my wife thought my 8 inches was 10 inches when she first hold it. i guess some people just not good with measurement
 

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i wouldnt call 1 inch an exaggeration. It is difficult to accurately measure without a ruler, either way, be happy your wife thinks highly of your penis and is content.
 

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Odd thing here I learned recently. I am an ok size being 7" long and 5" around. My wife has only been with me and my size works for her. However, I just learned that she told a friend of hers that I'm over 8". When I asked her why she told me, "because you are over 8". I didn't argue with her much but she seems to think I got the measurement wrong or has convinced herself that I am. Not pulling out the ruler to correct her. Should I?
Not as bad as family members talking about my penis. They seem to blah about it often. I think that some are jealous or something. my is slightly longer then your and a inch thicker
 
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tell this measurement thing to Ron Jeremy. He goes around on the college tour circuit bragging about a 10" dick. I don't know which Ron Jeremy he thinks he is, or maybe he assumes everyone forgot about his videos and just takes his word for it.
 

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my is slightly longer then your and a inch thicker

good for you, but no need to brag in a thread like this.


op, my gf thought i was larger than i really am but actually broke out the ruler to show her :biggrin1:
 

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tell this measurement thing to Ron Jeremy. He goes around on the college tour circuit bragging about a 10" dick. I don't know which Ron Jeremy he thinks he is, or maybe he assumes everyone forgot about his videos and just takes his word for it.

Sadly, many people do. Porn magazines and video companies love to exaggerate over how big some men are because they know if you say a guy has a double digit dick they're gonna get more sales. And there's no way anyone can really tell or get a proper measurement from a magazine photo or even a freeze frame on a video. We can only tell that they have a big dick in some shape or form so we just go with the info.

This reminds me of a friend I had when I was growing up. I think he knew I was gay and although he's married now he was definitely curious and wanted to experiment. He kept bragging to me that he has an 11.5" dick and that he measured it for proof. I ignored it and brushed it off for many, MANY weeks... but one day called him out on it. One thing lead to another, and he whipped it out. Obviously it wasn't anywhere close to being 11 inches, but still nice. I'm sure he felt a bit embarrassed when I told him that he used the centimeter side and not the inch side of the ruler. But he was standing there looking hot with a hard on, and he gave me a stare that basically said in a nervous yet begging way, "Please?"

So I did. Because that's what friends are for, right? :biggrin:
 

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Sadly, many people do. Porn magazines and video companies love to exaggerate over how big some men are because they know if you say a guy has a double digit dick they're gonna get more sales. And there's no way anyone can really tell or get a proper measurement from a magazine photo or even a freeze frame on a video. We can only tell that they have a big dick in some shape or form so we just go with the info.

This reminds me of a friend I had when I was growing up. I think he knew I was gay and although he's married now he was definitely curious and wanted to experiment. He kept bragging to me that he has an 11.5" dick and that he measured it for proof. I ignored it and brushed it off for many, MANY weeks... but one day called him out on it. One thing lead to another, and he whipped it out. Obviously it wasn't anywhere close to being 11 inches, but still nice. I'm sure he felt a bit embarrassed when I told him that he used the centimeter side and not the inch side of the ruler. But he was standing there looking hot with a hard on, and he gave me a stare that basically said in a nervous yet begging way, "Please?"

So I did. Because that's what friends are for, right? :biggrin:

he used the centimeter side huh? that means he's got a 4 inch cock, long, long way from 11". somebody needs glassses and a bigger cock.
 

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I don't think it's anything to concern yourself with. As someone above pointed out, she's off by an inch. No big deal. Now, if she were telling her friends you're over a foot long and as thick as her thigh, then it might be time to step in.
 

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Sadly, many people do. Porn magazines and video companies love to exaggerate over how big some men are because they know if you say a guy has a double digit dick they're gonna get more sales. And there's no way anyone can really tell or get a proper measurement from a magazine photo or even a freeze frame on a video. We can only tell that they have a big dick in some shape or form so we just go with the info.

This reminds me of a friend I had when I was growing up. I think he knew I was gay and although he's married now he was definitely curious and wanted to experiment. He kept bragging to me that he has an 11.5" dick and that he measured it for proof. I ignored it and brushed it off for many, MANY weeks... but one day called him out on it. One thing lead to another, and he whipped it out. Obviously it wasn't anywhere close to being 11 inches, but still nice. I'm sure he felt a bit embarrassed when I told him that he used the centimeter side and not the inch side of the ruler. But he was standing there looking hot with a hard on, and he gave me a stare that basically said in a nervous yet begging way, "Please?"

So I did. Because that's what friends are for, right? :biggrin:

So how long was it? Was it at least a big cock?
Did you ever ask him why he claimed 11.5"?
 

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So how long was it? Was it at least a big cock?
Did you ever ask him why he claimed 11.5"?

First off, I didn't have to ask him... I knew he was wrong. Considering most surveys out there in regards to dick size, the mass majority of people do not even have an 8" dick... never mind one that actually does reach to double digits. Secondly, I knew that my friend at the time was straight or slightly bi-curious. I tend not to try and mix long standing friendships with people I know who don't share the same long term sexual desires as myself because I value their companionship more than just a cheap fling for instant gratification. Thirdly, anyone with access to a unit conversion tool (which is everyone who is on the internet) can figure out how long his dick really is (if that's what you really want to know). Just convert the inches to centimeters like someone else has on this thread already. Fourth... considering the results of that conversion, it was pretty obvious that I didn't care if what my friend had is what anyone else would consider a big dick. Although big dicks are nice, I'm not a size queen.

The main point on sharing that story was to illustrate that as long as you have feelings for someone whether or not they're off with their assessment of their penis doesn't really matter, which is essentially what many other people are also saying on this thread using various forms of scribe. My friend and I got caught up in a moment back when we were teenagers. And more than 20 years later we're still good friends even though we've never fooled around again. It wasn't meant to be virtual, midday wank material, nor a tool to make those who feel slightly inadequate about their own size (whatever it is) feel better about themselves. So much for sharing and contributing to threads with personal stories. :rolleyes:
 
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When I was married my wife used to tell her friends how big my cock was, how many times I could fuck a night, how huge my loads were, and how long I ate pussy and licked her ass....as well as other nice/nasty info.....and eventually I fucked almost all her friends, most of our neighbors, and her sister when she paid us a summer visit.....so she actually may be laying ground work for your future sexual adventures.......just a thought! P.S. I've been divorced for a lot of years....but never got caught if you were wondering....