Wife going on vacation..I need sugestions as to how to occupy myself....

[Biggin']

I know you'd like this.

 

[Biggin']

guess not?

 

[spunkyboy2008]

What about downloading some porn and keeping yourself occupied with your right (or left) hand?

 

[Biggin']

thats one suggestion, and i've been collecting links in a draft mail im going to send to myself....

 

[B_Nick8]

I'd give you some suggestions but they'd shift your percentages :biggrin1:

 

[D_Cavernus Manhole]

Sit and wonder why your wife wants to take a vacation without you .

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Call up your local pizzeria, ask for the young cute female driver to deliver the pizza, and offer to ball her as a tip.

 

[B_The Greek Dude]

Call up your local pizzeria, ask for the young cute female driver to deliver the pizza, and offer to ball her as a tip.

And then get taken to court for sexual harassment/assault, and beg the prisoners not to hurt you when they find out why you're in there.


Just jerk off like the rest of us.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

And then get taken to court for sexual harassment/assault, and beg the prisoners not to hurt you when they find out why you're in there.


Just jerk off like the rest of us.

Hey lighten up, will you?! It was supposed to be a joke. Fucking shit. The people who take this so damn seriously.

 

[Biggin']

listen massive, this is a serious site here, even with penis pics, elmo pics, elephantitis, circumcision arguments, and wierd threads on going down on homeless people. You must be serious to be takes seriously.

shes going to see her sister, and I opted to not take my vaca time.

I was referring to, besides the usual jerking off (she got me a pocket pussy that is great, Gigi is her name)...

I wanted advise.....like, going to the zoo, clothes shopping, gardening, get a tattoo, call an old girlfriend, get a bird, post pictures of your shlong, order chineese......

but apparently, no one has taken my post seriously. seriously.

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

Pick up a tunnel bunny, fuck her in your bed, both of you skeet on the wife's pillow, then wipe off the crust the next day and see if she notices an odor?

 

[Biggin']

and really, female delivery people are far and few between. they are usually asian or teenagers, with acne that spans this planets races. Not exactly, um..."ball-able" as Massive would say.

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

listen massive, this is a serious site here, even with penis pics, elmo pics, elephantitis, circumcision arguments, and wierd threads on going down on homeless people. You must be serious to be takes seriously.

shes going to see her sister, and I opted to not take my vaca time.

I was referring to, besides the usual jerking off (she got me a pocket pussy that is great, Gigi is her name)...

I wanted advise.....like, going to the zoo, clothes shopping, gardening, get a tattoo, call an old girlfriend, get a bird, post pictures of your shlong, order chineese......

but apparently, no one has taken my post seriously. seriously.

Sowwy. :redface:
How about going to the Brooklyn Museum for the Murakami exhibit? It is really cool!

 

[Biggin']

Tunnel Bunny.....is that a gay guy dressed in a bunny outfit?

is that some kind of homo fag reference, Choco, the racist bigot?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

listen massive, this is a serious site here, even with penis pics, elmo pics, elephantitis, circumcision arguments, and wierd threads on going down on homeless people. You must be serious to be takes seriously.

shes going to see her sister, and I opted to not take my vaca time.

I was referring to, besides the usual jerking off (she got me a pocket pussy that is great, Gigi is her name)...

I wanted advise.....like, going to the zoo, clothes shopping, gardening, get a tattoo, call an old girlfriend, get a bird, post pictures of your shlong, order chineese......

but apparently, no one has taken my post seriously. seriously.

Cool enough, but your thread is rather ambiguous- you should've elaborated in OP. Sorry for the confusion.

 

[Captain Elephant]

If you go out to eat alone make sure you sit in the bar. Nothing more depressing than eating alone in the main dining room. The bartender will talk to you, and generally it's a good chance that there are other solo acts in there as well. Makes for good and interesting conversation.

Usually when I tell a waitress in the bar that I'm a musician the talk gets a lot more lively. Can't really tell you why, but I guess they think most musicians are pretty whacked out and easy. I'm not that really whacked out.

Forget the zoo. See if there's a street festival in the general area. Take your laptop to an Internet cafe. Go to a bar with live music, but dress cool. Shit, there's a bunch of stuff to do and you don't really have to think about it.

 

[Biggin']

Im kidding. but really, advice is welcome. serious, and not. its all fun. hahaha

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Go see a movie, call a friend, go to an art exhibit, go help your relatives on a project, clean up the house so she doesn't have to when she gets home

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

Tunnel Bunny.....is that a gay guy dressed in a bunny outfit?

is that some kind of homo fag reference, Choco, the racist bigot?

Relax, I was joking. However, I did offer a way for you to occupy yourself - if you don't like the idea, don't do it. If you wanted serious, fun day destination answers why not post in etc?

But, I do apologize if you were seeking other responses and were offended.

 

[pronatalist]

Maybe that's why more married couples should vacation together, and feel free to enjoy sex in the tent, motel room, or sleeping bag, even if children are present. Hopefully, the children may be asleep?, or one can figure out how to temporarily get rid of the kids. If they are old enough, children should be able to understand how to "disappear" for a while, and give parents some privacy. "How would you like a baby brother or sister? Then run along, and don't bother us, for around an hour."

But understandably, not all vacations are of interest to both husband and wife, and so bringing them along may not always be practical.

Pray that she soon gets back safely, and stock up on some microwavable dinners?